trousers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2558533/TRANSFER-COLUMN-Evra-lined-Inter-Milan-United-star-door-City-ready-ditch-16m-man-Chelsea-lead-race-Costa.html One of these for the last sentence of course...

Warning.... do not watch this whilst drinking coffee in the vicinity of a computer screen... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-exeter-video-diary-1-5875813

Pompey Trust ‏@PompeyTrust As revealed by @AshBeen23 on @ExpressFM last night, we can confirm that the share offer has been extended until July 2014. More on this soon

No.

I thought he pleaded guilty, didn't he? Must be kicking himself now...

Is this chap as old as Kanu though....? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/serie-a/10635867/Lazio-threaten-legal-action-after-claims-Cameroon-17-year-old-Joseph-Minala-is-actually-41.html

We are Southampton, we're off to Brazil

And beating them to 7th place is in our own hands.... (all we've got to do is match their results and then beat them by two clear goals on the last day of the season. Simple. )

Penalty to Liverpool

Liverpool equalise again

Aye...but *whispers* reduces our chances of catching Spurs....

Come on Newcastle!

No, I'm too scared of getting the wrong answer

Pigging iPhone

Is this one of those Stephen Fry QI traps whereby I answer "Because we still have a chance of catching Spurs" and then a big -5 points klaxon goes off?

St Mary's stadium during a game... Yes, as unbelievable as it seems I actually got a signal once

@SouthamptonFC: Croatia have named @DejanLovren05 in their 27-man squad for a friendly against Switzerland in St Gallen on Wednesday 5th March. #saintsfc

Is there an echo in here...?

Newcastle to draw with Spurs please. And Arsenal to give Man U a tonking. Wins for Crystal Palace and Fulham would be a Brucie Bonus. #lookingup P.s. Oh, and Man City to get a cricket score v Sunderland to demoralise them ahead of Saturday...

@bigadamsport: Roy Hodgson on England places up for grabs: "There are quite a few, pool has increased. #Saintsfc are regularly using Shaw, JWP, Cork etc"

Which is why I picked a side that can beat Sunderland

Boruc Clyne - Fonte - Yoshida - Shaw Wanyama - Schneiderlin JWP - Lallana - Guly Gallagher Subs: K Davis, Chambers, Lovren, Cork, S Davis, Rodriguez, Lambert