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Nothing wrong with a spot of narcissism every now and then...

And given these form tables are usually done over 6 games rather than 5, I much prefer this one...

We drew against the top in-form side? Encouraging stuff

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/boss-calls-for-patience-in-bid-to-reverse-pompey-slide-1-5761595

Ditto

Fair point

The FAPP test doesn't check for eccentricity

Padovani: "Portsmouth....it's a big club....like Monaco..." [video=youtube_share;XVuMkKBP3ks]

Revista Kaiser ‏@KaiserFootball Conoce la peculiar historia de Rickie LAMBERT. Por @Zulasoy | Revista: http://issuu.com/jgarroita/docs/kaiser43 … [Página 18] pic.twitter.com/2SsUK9Kxra

I'm also a bit worried about this one....

Erm....let me think....I'll go for (a) nostalgia

I have a metal Robinson's golliwog advert/poster hanging up in my kitchen. Should I hand myself in?

Interesting to see Gazza involved in the possession football aspect of training today....do our keepers always get involved in that side of things or maybe this is extra training for Gazza to get him to feel more comfortable with our 'pass it around the back for a while' style of possession football?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10529940/Councillor-to-have-diversity-training-after-golliwog-remarks.html

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/2/9081109/pochettino-no-tottenham-contact

David Conn ‏@david_conn Vincent Tan at #ccfc financing big losses at the club with loans; £37m at last accounts; he charges 7% interest, not bad at current rates.

Excuses at the ready....Barker: "Training has been tough, mainly if I'm honest due to the weather. We've not been on grass once yet so we've fortunately been able to get on astroturf. It's not the same but we still managed to get some work done." [video=youtube_share;-wuCkxT5Ud0]

I'm just watching it now. He was pretty forthright IMO....he simply said "I never comment on rumours. Never have done, never will" Nothing to read into that IMO When then asked if rumours about Rickie Lambert potentially leaving were true he replied: "There are always rumours. This season we have rumours that exist from the President to the Kitman!". At which point the reporter asked: "Is the kitman leaving then?" to which MP replied in English: "It's possible..be careful!"

They don't tend to tweet the 'tittle-tattle' stuff so I assume that means most of the conference was Pochettino being asked about the vacant Spurs job and/or Osvaldo's FA charge

@SouthamptonFC: MP on the transfer window: "We're happy with our young players' contributions, so we're not really looking to use the window." #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC: Mauricio Pochettino says @Nathaniel_Clyne is back in training and will be assessed ahead of the weekend. #saintsfc http://t.co/lVf1ow5ZC2

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/potts-exit-ensures-pompey-left-back-search-ramped-up-1-5761589 No **** Sherlock

@SouthamptonFC: LIVE: Watch Mauricio Pochettino’s pre-#THFC press conference on our YouTube channel from 8.30am GMT. #saintsfc http://t.co/lVf1ow5ZC2 Hmmm, I wonder what the questions will be about this week...? #AVB #SpursJob #OsvaldoCharge