Just received this message from my source at the Pessimists Society...
"Of course, Sod's law says that he now won't get picked for the World Cup in the end (or he'll get injured). Oh, and he's bound to have a crap game against Cardiff having been out getting married and eating and drinking too much when he should of (sic) been training."
Jeeze.... Can't these people lighten up a bit...?