trousers

SEVEN!!!!!!!!!

6-0 Gallagher Hat-Trick

5-0

Gasgoigne-esque apparently!

3-0

Gallagher tries an Osvaldo.....saved.

Saints close to a 2nd

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 30: Former #Pompey youngster Sims looks up for it tonight – he’s just seen a smart shot saved by goalkeeper Alex Bass. #SaintsFC on top.

@SouthamptonFC: Can't make #SaintsFC's #FAYouthCup game against #Pompey tonight? Listen to live commentary on YouTube: https://t.co/HUjocAw4By http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmIma2uQv8Q&feature=share

@pn_neil_allen: Hardyman: #Pompey kids can tonight create memories to cherish against Southampton. 603 away tickets sold so far. http://t.co/dat4ReYybf

Pull up a chair...

Hush now with your circumstantial evidence sir...

Catlin: "Ritchie on his own, would he have got the job? Maybe" Barker must be chuffed to know that the CEO doesn't have complete faith in his abilities without Coppell.

"They're a category one club and they spend absolute fortunes on their academy whereas we're the bare bones - we scrape by and do the best we can" "They've spent some money on buying players from other clubs to put into their U18s. We haven't got the luxury of doing that so its all local lads. Our local lads will go out there with pride to prove a point that its not the be all and end all that they go out and buy players from other clubs and make them stronger" "We've sold over 500 tickets, going on towards 600, with more turning up on the night"

12 points right there...

They couldn't have made that look any more amateur if they tried! And it was all "Coppell this, Coppell that". It feels like they only employed Barker because Coppell came as part of the package. I almost feel sorry for Barker... And then McInnes 'jokes': "We couldn't find anyone cheaper"... cue awkward grin from Barker. In fact, Barker had a "what the **** have I let myself in for?" look on his face throughout... Time to get the popcorn warmed up again me thinks... p.s. and at McInnes criticising there being "too much betting in Football" with the SkyBet logo behind him

I've no idea. I'm sure its just a big coincidence the way it panned out...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25315976

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mcinnes-pompey-fans-will-relate-to-barker-1-5738519 "Hmmmm" indeed...

Yes, and they're still ****ing paying for it you twonk... A little over 24 hours in the job and he's already trotting out the usual "look how great we are" platitudes...