trousers

He's being marked by 3 defenders and we're struggling to get the ball to him

No foul? WTF!

This, sadly

Come on Rickie

Come on Ossie... Get the ball in a goal scoring position!

You gotta score those JRod!

When was the last time we had neither Morgan or Cork on the pitch...?

Morgan and Shaw off!

Clyne and Osvaldo on

JWP putting in some quality balls

Playing lots of long(ish) balls

We should drag every Saints fan back from holiday and make them attend IMO.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23807182

This. My train into work is less crowded at the moment. I wonder why that could be.....

People that form queues at a cash machine perpendicular to the wall thus blocking the pavement. Queue along the wall you ignorant excuses for intelligent life-form.

Walking behind some cretin dragging a suitcase on wheels behind them and without warning they grind to a halt to push the handle in and pick it up. There's people behind you FFS. Don't just ****ing stop in your tracks as if you're the only person on the planet. Human evolution: going backwards since 1957.

Defo borough market - indeed, a walk from Waterloo to tower bridge along the south bank is worth doing on a nice day. This site also looks good for uncovering some hidden gems... http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryMagazine/DestinationsUK/SecretLondon/

Nice one #harmless

I'll take that. I only gave myself an 8

Internet forums that automatically change consecutive capital letters into lower case...

qed

Inset days. How about learning how to teach stuff during the 14 weeks the school is closed?