trousers

Is that the same branch of science that explains why flies are attracted to sh1te? Bournemouth score...

http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-cobuild/take%20the%20bait/rise%20to%20the%20bait

We'd play our U21 side, wouldn't we...?

You do realise the OP said 'unlikely' tweets...?

Second round. The draw is on Thursday I think. (Is that what you meant?)

Manchester United @ManUtd Tickets for our title decider vs #saintsfc go on sale on Friday

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC: Skacel signs #saintsfc

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Romain Padovani backed to fill gulf left by Johnny Ertl’s three-game #Pompey absence. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/padovani-backed-to-shine-in-ertl-absence-1-5356063 … Walkthe92 ‏@Walkthe9T2 @pn_neil_allen One might say he has elbowed his way in.... Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @Walkthe9T2 Very good, very good!

Can anyone work out the carbon footprint of these 6 pages?

Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Full Time: #pompey seal their place in the 4th round of the FA Cup with a 4-1 victory over #saintsfc at St.Mary's. Great to watch the game from the directors box this time!

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/08/06/uk-britain-economy-manufacturing-idUKBRE97509F20130806

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/cup-tickets-on-sale-tonight-971888.aspx

Webster loan confirmed... "people forget he's only 18".... so, how about playing your 18 year olds rather than ship them out for "experience"....? #sameoldpompey http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/webster-loaned-to-aldershot-971884.aspx

You wouldn't catch Lady Trousers going to watch something as unsophisticated as football. She's into more intellectual sports such as cricket.

Almost... Something to do with the wonderful SWF not allowing 'c o c k' in URL links. Hey Ho, I'm sure there's plenty more Labour hypocrisy to uncover elsewhere

http://conservativehome.blogs.com/lef****ch/2013/08/labour-co-op-mps-slam-zero-hours-contractswhile-their-own-donor-uses-them.html

Careful Rallyboy...Mr Allen will sue if he finds out you've copied his match report verbatim...

Was just about to post the same. Some things never change...

Bite potential rating = 9/10

How many supporters groups and committees do they need? http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/article.php?id=2571#.Uf-m9JJwqSp

Ryan Seager

>> Minty

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport Tottenham complete the signing of Valencia striker Soldado for a club-record £26m fee #THFC