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Steve Dixon ‏@DickoPFC And as for Kitson patting his pocket when he walked off - everything that's wrong with modern football. What a ****. #pompey

@officialpompey: Full time: #Pompey 1 Oxford 4

Oxford Mail OUFC ‏@OxfordMailOUFC #pompey 1 #oufc 4 Dave Kitson applauds the home fans as they boo him off. Asa Hall is in for the final 8 mins.

Coventry equalise away to Crawley. 2-2

Oxford United FC ‏@OUFClive Portsmouth fans don't like it - they're streaming for the exits. 4-1 #OUFC

Reading go 2-1 up Pompey 4-1 down

@officialpompey: GOAL - #Pompey 1 Oxford 4 (Smalley 71) :lol: :lol:

@officialpompey: GOAL - #Pompey 1 Oxford 3 (Potter 64)

@officialpompey: #Pompey down to ten men after Ertl is given a straight red for appearing to elbow Rose (58 mins)

@officialpompey: GOAL - #Pompey 1 Oxford 2 (Potter 38)

@officialpompey: GOAL - #Pompey 1 Oxford 1 (Smalley 34)

@solentsport: GOAL! #afcb 1-0 Charlton. Grabban (26) Pompey 1 up btw...

@TeamLocals: Teams are out. Dave Kitson gets a big boo. #Pompey http://t.co/lPr0e3KZPO Why would they boo a player that gave up most of the wages he was due to help save the club? Any ideas Rallyboy?#confused_nutjob

@officialpompey: GOAL!!! #Pompey 1 (Agyemang 24) Oxford 0

@PompeySoapbox: Just kicked off on Fratton rail bridge. Scrap of about 8 or 9. Crazy. #Pompey #oufc

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/coventry-city/10220059/Sky-Blue-ghost-haunts-Football-Leagues-125-year-celebrations-as-Coventry-City-are-docked-10-points.html Cue pompey fans taking to twitter to exclaim that it wasn't the football league that saved Pompey it was entirely down to the fans. Yet more airbrushing of history from our blue friends... If it wasn't for the football league bending over backwards to save you when you were breaking every rule under the sun, you'd have been dead an buried 2 years ago. Sigh.

@pn_neil_allen: For any late risers, my latest column. So talkSPORT, do you understand why #Pompey were worth the ‘bother’ saving? http://t.co/Q1Oz6nVrla

@RichardEnsten: FT: Brighton 1-5 #SaintsFCU21s. Goals from Rowe (2) Reed, Moore, Sinclair.

@pn_neil_allen: The undesirables did their worst in recent times. Now it’s the turn of those to do their best. #Pompey players, a place in folklore awaits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2383472/Global-warming-happening-10-times-faster-time-Earths-history-climate-experts-claim.html

@Lord_Palmerston: #ccfc fans keep going but lesson from Pompey is that you have to mix cunning and militancy in with diplomacy. Keep up heat on authorities.

Easy. Coventry's creditors appear to have some balls whereas Pompey's were clueless mugs (twice)

He's half right. We're not any old kind of "nutjob", we're "obsessed nutjobs".

That'll teach me to trust the OS to match the headline with the photo...