trousers

I'll trade you a £1k Pompey 'share' for the shirt...

I thought Jos was our own goal specialist...?

Wouldn't be surprised if Pochettino 'fast tracked' him through the squads this season. Seems to be a player who 'scores for fun' at every level he's played at thus far...

@SouthamptonFC: GOAL: Welling United 3-3 SOUTHAMPTON XI (RYAN SEAGER 89) #saintsfc The answer to our 'instinctual striker' requirement?

According to Wikipedia I'm Schnorbitz

@NabilHassan79: #pompey v #oufc is a sell out. So that's 18,200 tickets gone. Club trying to create more space to meet extra demand. Well done to all at PST @NabilHassan79: #pompey now looking to increase capacity at Fratton Park to meet demand for rest of the season with over 10,000 season tickets also sold.

Top post sir

Welcome home Bale!

Surprising how many people use high profit making supermarkets rather than local sole traders (farm shops, butchers, bakers, grocers, etc).

My money's on this thread getting to 90,000 posts

http://strictlygentlemen.com/sport/2013/7/23/barclays-premier-league-kit-special-5-best-kits-for-the-upcoming-season

Why did he have to pull out (kind sir)?

Cheers for the updates Alps. Loving the new pragmatism

My son loves it...

Easy

Mayuka!!

Lickie Rambert!

4th

The more people that are annoyed by things such as the monarchy the happier I become. Win win.

Thanks for going to the trouble of letting us know how much you don't care. We wouldn't have known how little you cared otherwise

I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS... And, relax... P.s. I don't care about squirrels if anyone is interested....no? Thought not...

Seems reasonable to me. One has to 'opt into' most adult orientated activities in life so don't see why an access point such as the Internet should be any different.