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I've decided to double my budget. Don't want him ending up with any old tat

Ok, thanks for your input

Something like that

Dire Straits refusing to make a comeback makes me angry

If this wasn't someone else's dream I'd tend to agree with you there me ol' mucker

I've kept him locked up in a broom cupboard for the last 10 years so he's blissfully ignorant of most things

Alas, Argos were out of spinning tops and marbles when I looked earlier.

@officialsaints: Goal: SAINTS U21s 3-0 Newcastle U21s (Reeves 47) #saintsfcu21 @officialsaints: 49: Big chance for @SamHoskins123 to make it four-nil but he's denied by a great save from Alnwick. #saintsfcu21

@officialsaints: GOAL! @ChunTadanari! #saintsfcu21 @officialsaints: Goal: SAINTS U21s 1-0 Newcastle U21s (Lee 23) #saintsfcu21

Is Lee's an inclusion an indication that he'll be recalled to the 1st team squad in Lallana's absence perhaps? (Yes, I know he played the last U21 game too) Match fitness and all that malarkey

Can I get that at Argos though?

This one gets a good review but never heard of the make before... http://reviews.cnet.co.uk/mobile-phones/huawei-ascend-g300-review-50007180/ Anyone got one of these? Cheers

@officialsaints: Saints U21s team: Cropper, Young, Chambers, Stephens, Targett, Ward-Prowse, Moore, Reeves ©, Hoskins, Lee, Sinclair. #saintsfcu21 substitutes: Johns (GK), Curtis, McCarthy, Seager, Seidi.

Pledges being converted ahead of target? Isn't that a bit like asking Ivan Ukhov to clear a height of 0.37m...?

Looking to get my 12 year old son his first 'smartphone' for Christmas. Budget c.£100 for pay-as-you-go. Any recommendations? Had a look at the Samsung Galaxy Y in Carphone Warehouse today. Looks like the sort of think I'm after - cost £60 - but have just read an online review that gives it 3 out of 5 stars. Maybe that's as good as it gets for the money? Any alternative recommendations out there? Cheers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Southampton_F.C._players#Listed_chronologically

Alternatively, introduce the death penalty for anyone who causes an accident and/or drives without insurance. That'll keep prices down.

Phone up their quotation line 60 times a day pretending to be someone else each time. After 15 minutes on the phone when they ask if you want to go ahead say: "no, I'm wasting your company's time until I've cost your company twice as as you're costing me". Repeat for as many days as necessary.

So you're telling me that job lot I bought down Peckham market are worthless? FFS....

What's second prize....?

Actually, that calendar could end up being quite a collector's item....a bit like King Edward VIII coronation mugs.....mugs being the operative word of course...

It's Bovril not gravy you ****ing buffoon!

Ahem.... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=1556283#post1556283

Meanwhile, in this week's episode of "Massive Fans".... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Swindon-Ticket-Update-3990.aspx