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So, that's another local business shafted then...

Thanks for all the recommendations and lectures, sorry....good advice on how to bring up my kids Ended up going for the Huawei in the end....looks and feels great quality for the price (got it for £89 from Argos) Cheers and a Merry Christmas to one and all.

Offer it to the person who came second?

Halo....taking nutjob obsession to the extremes....take a bow....

I think Cork's off the cuff remark in his press conference was the biggest giveaway (in a read between the lines sense). He suggested Lallana was feasibly able to play at the weekend but that he hadn't started training again yet. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Lallana is a surprise name on the bench on Saturday or in the starting line up vs Fulham next week.

Maybe tell people what it meant so you don't get 'drama queens' trying to work out what you meant...Call me old fashioned...

Indeed. Or, as I like to cal it.... Common sense...

@pn_neil_allen: Don't copy Southampton - back @Walkthe9T2 and his bid to raise money for prostrate cancer. http://t.co/TOmjWfoN http://t.co/i6AgWFWe #Pompey

Your membership has expired...?

Tony Husband ‏@TonyHusbandBBC #saintsfc Quite bizarre exchanges between media and Nigel Adkins today. Insisted he'd only rule out Adam Lallana in public for one game.

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport Adkins cont: " Adam Lallana is off crutches now and in a knee brace."#saintsfc

And right on cue.... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/home/Grant-Loaned-To-Eastleigh-3993.aspx

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach Despite the best efforts of @SW_Trains & the rain, I have made it to Southampton. Expecting Lallana injury confirmation soon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20738305 This is "rooted to the bottom of the table" Hartlepool he's talking about here I assume...?

Indeed - that'll teach me to rely on Tweets from Saints employees....

Newcastle playing in Ukraine before playing us. Nice. Newcastle v Metalist Kharkiv

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-outlines-vision-for-pompey-youth-development-1-4603563 Stay on at Pompey or move to Premier League quality academy.....? Yep, tricky choice that....

It was the 'proud' emoticon rather than the 'smiley' emoticon mode>

Hearts fans snap up £1m shares in 8 weeks.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20793259 Not a bad effort for a club with much less than the 250,000 fans that Pompey have the luxury of tapping into.

Source?

^ This

http://www.channel4.com/news/andrew-mitchell-email-letter-plebgate-pleb-police

Cheers. (He is a she btw)

I'm not sure I see the connection between whitening one's teeth and being gay. For that reason, I'm out (so to speak)...