trousers

What about looking a little further south of the Ascot/Windor area. Some nice villages in and around Guildford/Farnham area. No idea if there's anything that would fit into your price bracket though.

Is he one of the 14 people left in the world without a camera on their phone?

Brian Howe asked the original question. MrKimbell added the "over to you" bit. Neil Allen then re-tweeted the 'conversation'. Clear as mud

@pn_neil_allen: RT @MrKimbell: "@brianhowe01: Can anyone factually state what Mr Chanrai has ever done wrong ? Not rumours. FACTS." Over to you @blueballoo2000

chdajfu?

@solentsport: #pompey are set to sign Carl Dickinson on a month's loan from Watford this afternoon

What's worse? Those commenting on their ignore list or those commenting on those commenting on their ignore list? Or, myself who has just commented on someone commenting on someone commenting on their ignore list? Anyone care to comment?

Bill Murray

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/opinion/hall-has-finally-been-listened-to-1-4392559 If only we'd come up with half of what Hall came up with we'd have got a name check from Mr Allen in that piece...still, credit where credit's due...

Shouldn't you be busy helping pull in the 0.4% of £150m your cheating arse-hair of a football club owes me?

The point we have a problem on this forum is when Pompey fans try and post without breaking their cover. Luckily that hasn't happened yet but be vigilant people....

@blueballoo2000: I heard a rumour that Adkins was told who to pick in certain positions today. Probably rubbish but symptomatic of possible problems.

^ This

Cortese

Hmmm....

Lambert and Mayuka on; puncheon and Rodriguez off

Yes!!!!!

Mayuka also coming on

Lambert ready to come on

@solentsport: GOAL - #Pompey 2 - 0 Shrewsbury. Izale McLeod

@solentsport: GOAL - #Pompey 1 - 0 Shrewsbury. Wes Thomas

Mayuka and Lambert on please Mr Adkins

Cock 2-0