trousers

I was with him until this point... Blackpool...?

Adkins pre-match press conference http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk/latest-news/article/2932002/date/20120927163800/page/0/name/Adkins%27-Pre-Everton-Press-Conference

Who I think should be in goal: Boruc Who I think will be in goal: Gazza

What league are they in?

Aren't those two different people? i.e. Callum Stevens and Callum Adams... Unless I've lost the plot along the way somewhere....

And the award for the poorest play on words headline goes to.... http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/09/27/goodison-tis-le-fortress

@solentsport: #pompey defender Josh Thompson could be out for up to 6 weeks according to Micheal Appleton, after turning his ankle in training

Someone's been to the Pompey school of accounting....

Oh C o c k

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/poll/2012/sep/27/top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-pay?CMP=twt_gu

Yet more classic slide splitting lines in there....

If we didn't have 1500 pages of similar antics to fall back on we'd all be astounded by such revelations but that article just goes to show that it's BAU down the road in Pompey fantasy football land, no matter how much they dress it up as a hard luck story. In fact, the more they bleat about how hard done by they are the more it reveals how they still want to fall back on the tried and tested method of cheating to be "competitive".

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-rue-the-stars-who-slipped-through-the-net-1-4305781

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/9952758.Saints_given__reminder__about_charter_from_FSF

Oops. Sorry guvnor. The excitement of reaching the 1500 page mark obviously got the better of me

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport Former #england & #pompey goalkeeper David James is training with #afcb this morning with a view to signing for The Cherries #football Deja vu anyone?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11715/8113417/Leeds-United-takeover-moves-closer-after-deal-to-buy-Elland-Road-club-agreed I wonder what could possibly have attracted them to Leeds Utd rather than Pompey?

No references to toast products on the signature list yet as far as I can tell..... http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/no-portpin-at-pompey/signatures

Tremendous! Now that's gotta be worth a tweet to our favourite local news reporter....

Depends who we think will provide most entertainment if/when they take over.... Here's the direct link to the petition for any interested nutjobbers.... http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/no-portpin-at-pompey Would they really thank us too if we boosted the numbers...?! I guess it would be a little amusing to give them our support....but for different reasons....

Quick...someone tweet that to Mr Allen...

Play the kids

Great

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey quote of day - BC when asked by @pn_Rory_McKeown on BBC story: 'I haven't spoken to anybody, I don't know what you're talking about'