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Schneiderlin

Very good! I've ordered two crates

@solentsport: #afcb have confirmed the signing of Christchurch 17 year-old Harry Cornick

I probably shouldn't laugh at such dark humour but I did

@alex_crook: Benito Carbone wrote off £3m in wages to keep #bradford in business. If only a few more of the #pompey mercenaries had the same morals

@GraemeBailey: Southampton will need to raise their offer for Davide Astori if they are to prise the centre-half away from Cagliari. http://t.co/aMTXGBRP Edit: just noticed that article linked is from last night. Why do these journos retweet old articles FFS?

Yep, although I must admit there can be flaws in this strategy.... Manhattan Transfer ‏@mantran We just posted some dates in July and August for Italy and Switzerland!http://manhattantransfer.net/tour-dates [video=youtube_share;1UAvcTSJ0qU]http://youtu.be/1UAvcTSJ0qU

Alan Nixon started with 3 followers....

Jerry Vigers ‏@Thetransferman SOUTHAMPTON HAVE PLACED AN IMPROVED OFFER FOR ITALIAN DEFENDER ASTORI. THEY ARE PUSHING TO COMPLETE A DEAL

Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints Our allocation of tickets for this Saturday's game at @AVFCOfficial has now fully sold out. Great support! #saintsfc

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1474185-liverpool-transfer-rumors-missing-out-on-davide-astori-would-be-costly-for-reds

Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey Send us your questions for David Connolly for the Notts County programme. Use hashtag #AskConnolly

Daily Mail also getting in on the act... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2258986/Portsmouth-2013-calendar-features-players-sold.html

Emma Simpson ‏@BBCEmmaSimpson Lakeland, the kitchenware retailer, says it's going to almost double its UK stores over next five years.

Ian Abrahams ‏@BroadcastMoose This is mad @Oddschanger: Michael Appleton is now 1/6 (from 33/1) for the Blackburn job despite only recently taking over at Blackpool.

You missed one...

Good question. Alas, one that I don't know the answer to!

Liking the headline on that Sun calendar article...couldn't have put it better myself....

@portsmouthnews: #Pompey - University deliver Pompey training ground blow - http://t.co/xCKcOALe

The 'Pompey Phoenix Club Saga' thread?

@TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey Five more senior players heading out, Portsmouth face challenge to stay competitive on the field. No imminent end to admin likely.

Was just thinking the same

Source?

I would put it more down to fitness of the mind (i.e. ability to concentrate 100% over 95 mins) rather than fitness of the body...