trousers

Broad grin from captain Rickie as he emerged from the tunnel....COYR!! (Yellows)

@pn_neil_allen: Too many bin bags at Fratton Park today. Goodbye to Michalik, Dumbuya, Benson and Harley as they took belongings with them. #Pompey

That'll do

@officialsaints: Rickie Lambert captains Southampton today. #saintsfc

Come on Spurs FFS

I expected all three of those to start

@officialsaints: Aston Villa team: Guzan, Clark, Stevens, Baker, Lowton, Holman, Weimann, Westwood, Delph, N'Zogbia, Benteke. #saintsfc @officialsaints: Aston Villa substitutes: Marshall (GK), Vlaar, Ireland, Lichaj, Agbonlahor, Bowery, Bannan. #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Guly misses out through illness, while José Fonte is kept out by the knee injury he suffered against @chelseafc. #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Southampton substitutes: K. Davis (GK), S. Davis, Fox, James Ward-Prowse, Lee, Seaborne, De Ridder. #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Southampton make three changes as Jos Hooiveld, Gast?n Ram?rez and @Nathaniel_Clyne come in for José Fonte, Guly and Steven Davis. #saintsfc @officialsaints: Southampton team: Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Shaw, Puncheon, Schneiderlin, Cork, Ram?rez, Lambert, Rodriguez. #saintsfc

2% of 20% of 100% surely? It's what they would've wanted...

Not sure I understand the question... If SFC bought the sand works then it would become part of a larger SMS complex wouldn't it? Apologies if I've missed the point (easily done!)

The Saw Doctors "Get that wasp off my sandwich!"

@Ryandickson23: Also thanks to Southampton a great club with great people that im extremely proud to have been apart of #saintsfc

@officialsaints: Defender @Ryandickson23 has joined Bradford City on loan until the end of the season http://t.co/aNf4guMP #saintsfc

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak Administrators PwC says camera retail chain Jessops is to close all 187 stores with a loss of 1,370 jobs after entering administration Failing high street retailer goes into administration....and there's a move to liquidate within days... Failing football club goes into administration (for the 2nd time in 3 years)....and a year later it's still on life support....

Only 238 hapless souls fell for the parody retweet request then.....

Neil Allen ‏@NeilAllenPN If this message gets retweeted 100 times, I'll donate another £200 to the#Pompey Trust. Neil Allen ‏@NeilAllenPN Fellow syndicate members at the News now say THEY will also double their #Pompey pledges, if this gets 1K retweets. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen So sweet fans from down the road have created a parody account of me to prove they're not obsessed with #Pompey. RT this message 100 times.. Alex Burrows ‏@Alexb19 Why are people re-tweeting a fake Neil Allen....this is the real one >@pn_neil_allen Who Runs My Club ‏@whorunsmyclub Cant afford £200, but to compensate for silly spoof of @pn_neil_allen's account, which i fell for I will donate £100 to Trust for 100 RT's!

This is the best illustration yet of the hypocrisy and ignorance that penetrates every recess of their recent history

Oh well, one less stick to beat them with...

You'll need handkerchiefs at the ready for this one... [video=youtube_share;K85Le6Ocn1M] Edit: just watched it....he's basically saying "The club was overspending and we were fools to be taken in by it....but we'll still celebrate and cherish the success we achieved during that period"

Just a thought.....Anyone hazard a guess at how much profit or loss there is in producing a glossy 68 page matchday programme? Given they're in administration and that their average matchday attendance isn't much above 10k it wouldn't surprise me if they're making a loss on this sort of thing... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Eastwood-No-Excuses-4048.aspx

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20983919 An I reading that correctly? Swindon have recalled Benson because Pompey couldn't / wouldn't pay his wages?