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@BBCSport: GOAL! #WBA 1-2 #Fulham (Alex Kacaniklic). Lovely turn and finish by Kacaniklic to restore Fulham's lead. Latest: http://t.co/glpb4GIZ

Early kickoff update... @premierleague: West Brom looking the better side now and Lukaku almost makes it 2-1 as his right-foot shot hits the outisde of the post. #WBAFUL

@pn_neil_allen: Lots of talk about Howard absence from squad today. He is here at the County Ground but apparently has a tight groin. #Pompey

Bobby Davro Billy 'Chase Me' Pearce Jimmy McShane

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-1-yeovil-2-1-4630131

Happy New Year fellow nutjobs.... They're already making me chuckle with their tweets down the road and we're only an hour in... @officialpompey: Happy New Year - here's hoping for a more prosperous 2013 #pompey

@solentsport: #Saintsfc boss Nigel Adkins with some thoughts on the January transfer window (but no names) http://t.co/9dLrfXzd via @audioboo

But they say that site is only for educational purposes...

@solentsport: #Saintsfc team news - Clyne "wait and see" says NA, Lallana "not available". Confirmed Barnard coming back from #AFCB this week.

Edit: link deleted as requested by Steve

Yup...

It was so long ago that I first heard this that I'm buggered if I can remember where I was. Probably on here but I guess that was before your time...

And the 2012 Clutching at Straws Headline Writing award goes to... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/whittingham-targets-international-striker-1-4630145

Meanwhile, in this week's episode of Hero To Zero... @joemichalczuk: Izale McLeod leaving is a big loss - easily 'Appys best signing - often frustrating but can't argue with that goal record in a woeful side @pn_steve_wilson: @joemichalczuk No chance. Dreadful attitude, couldn't care less and I've got a better first touch than him - when wearing concrete boots! @joemichalczuk: @pn_steve_wilson 7th top scorer in league - 10 in dec in the worst Pompey side I can remember - 'often frustrating' - but stats = huge loss @pn_neil_allen: @joemichalczuk @pn_steve_wilson I agree Joe. A curious character though, for all his goals never accepted by fans. Oh and awful in the air!

What are the chances that Birch and the PDT have struck up a deal? Something along the lines of: "Trev, we've come to the conclusion that us taking over the existing club is pie in the sky. How about we stretch things out to the next parachute payment date upon which you announce that the club is going into liquidation. We can then set up a truely debt free community club in the non-league structure, free at last from the shackles of Chainrai and co. Deal?"

Hmmm....a cynic would venture it's being stretched out to beyond the next parachute payment date accidentally on purpose....

@solentsport: #Pompey have signed ex #Saintsfc striker David Connolly on a month's deal, but Izale McLeod has departed by mutual consent

Agree, but surely there's better options for him than playing for that basket-case of a football club down the road?

My own personal favourite comment under that article: "I have it on very very good authority that non league football has been appied (sic) for.. i also am aware that havant and waterloville have been asked to enter discussions concerning a ground share"

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey are looking at taking free agent David Connolly to bolster their attack. More later at http://t.co/WcKZX2ZV

Some dodgy looking moon landing footage on BBC2 right now...

It's not "PIN Number" FFS....it's "PIN"

Sssssshhhhhh.....

Ah....2013....the first year since 1987 where all four numbers are different. True story.

At this rate he'll be going as quiet as Tartan Owl...