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I think it's about time we sent in Matt Le God to play havoc with their #30K4FANS Twitter feed...

Rallyboy...making nutjobs laugh out loud on commuter trains since 2009 :-))

They haven't invented a computer chip that can do that scale of calculation yet...

@donaldvass: @pompeytrust #30K4FANS Re-install the Fratton End Clock, alongside new clock counting time since S'ton last beat us (Currently 2698 days)

Roughly the same odds as the Pope being declared a Catholic I would venture...

I eat meat to prevent certain species of animals from becoming extinct.

"Pompey have decided...." No you haven't....it was in the rules that you chose to ignore FFS.... Carlsberg don't do football teams that ignore every rule known to mankind, but if they did...

Pompey have decided to give fans the chance to vote where £30,000 won in the npower Fanpower Stadium competition is spent. Blues followers beat all other 71 Football League clubs to land the prize through their activity on Twitter and Facebook. Pompey administrator Trevor Birch, unaware of the background to the prize, suggested to The Football League that this could help fund the cheaper season tickets offered for next season by being ploughed back into the club. But following consultation with the Pompey Supporters Trust and other fans groups, the destination of the money, in keeping with the spirit of the competition, will be chosen by fans. This does not affect season ticket prices which remain at the reduced rates already set. Pompey and the PST would now like to invite fans to suggest ways the £30,000 could be used to benefit supporters by sending suggestions to: Pompey email: johnnymoore@pompeyfc.co.uk PST email: info@pompeytrust.com Twitter: @officialpompey - use hashtag #30K4FANS Twitter: @pompeytrust - use hashtag #30K4FANS Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/officialpfc Pompey supporters’ liaison officer, Johnny Moore, will select the five best ideas and a fan at random will be chosen to make the final choice from the five finalists. The closing date for submissions is Monday, July 2.

^ This

Can't read that as don't have a login for PoL

You. Couldn't. Make. It. Up. You seriously couldn't....no-one would believe a word.... Will someone please put this disgraceful excuse for a football club out of its misery....FFS

Rooney sending off sweepstake....I'll go for 43rd minute

Big woofer?

Yay....our own 'home' page on the Sun website too.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/premteams/southampton/

Are nipples now allowed on here? No-one told me the rules had been relaxed FFS.

If I log out I get car rental adverts....none for Europcar yet though.....can't think why....

Indeed. None of this matters in the general scheme of things.

Talking of Italian clubs.....I see the owners of Udinese are looking to buy....... Watford..... ooh, so close my Pompey friends....

The human race is insignifcant too

Source?

Where is MLG? He's gonna be well gutted we started this chit chat without him...

That's torn it....someone's dared to raise the taboo 'number of seats' question...

Come again? :-)

The more this gets mentioned the more I genuinely believe there is a gap in the market for a monkey-chicken petting zoo. Anyone know when the new series of Dragon's Den starts? This has got legs...