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@mattslaterbbc: Dubai's Donald Trump is back @TonyHusbandBBC what's underneath Fratton Park?? @TonyHusbandBBC: @mattslaterbbc And all these years we've wondered if they buried a #Pompey shirt under St Marys!

@TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey Latest on Middle Eastern bid to buy Pompey which is thought to include Sulaiman Al Fahim http://t.co/V1o7ZNsI

Meanwhile, in today's installment of 'A Dummy's Guide to Professional Journalism'... @pn_neil_allen: Not had a response from @TheRealSulaiman so I'll ask again on behalf of #Pompey fans. Are you involved in new bid? Straight answer please.

More fun and games north of the border too... http://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/2105-charles-green-statement

Would now be a good time to dig out that "Lallana won't cut it in the Championship" thread when we were in League One...? ;-)

Boris for PM

John Terry

Nice one. I'm going to the game tomorrow so that's helped me decide what shirt to wear :-)

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-it-s-a-start-1-4243721 ‘I just hope at some point we can start working like a proper football club because this 20-player rule (imposed by the Football League) is killing us. ‘We want someone to give us an opportunity to be competitive.’

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15254615

So..."paying the unsecured creditors in full" actually translates to "here, have £1million instead of the c.£150million you've lost over the last 3 years". At least they pass the Pompey School Of Accounting test...

And for the Escrow account link...

@AnilBhoyrul: REVEALED: Offer letter for $20m Portsmouth FC bid http://t.co/B396DmJ6 via @ArabianBusiness

Btw, I assume this is Birch simply buying yet more time? Aka another reason to ignore another deadline...?

@AnilBhoyrul: #pompey offer letter says "pay the unsecured creditors in full". details on @ArabianBusiness at 10.20am Eh? Including those from CVA1? So, that'll be a c.£150m takeover then.... Excuse me while I stitch my sides back up...

@AnilBhoyrul: #pompey new deal would leave club debt free and funded to 2016. Details tomoro on @ArabianBusiness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anil_Bhoyrul

@pn_neil_allen: No riddles or ambiguous answers please @TheRealSulaiman - #Pompey fans would appreciate being told straight if you're involved in new bid.

@pn_neil_allen: RT @bobbeech: The very first questions every #Pompey should ask when hearing of a proposed take over bid should be Why? What's in it for you?

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Middle East consortium lodges bid for #Pompey - reports: http://t.co/whOjg7yJ

Of course, what would be really amusing is, having finally learned their lesson about dodgy owners, our Pompey fan friends scare off this latest buy out....only to find out afterwards they were the real McCoy... Carlsberg don't do conundrums that confuse the hell out of ever so slightly dim football fans, but if they did...

Fixed it....Damn iPhone auto complete...

Middle East consortium...? You can buy apt of photocopiers for $20m... ;-)

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Middle East consortium lodges bid for Pompey, reports suggest. More to follow http://t.co/X66eML9P soon.