trousers

You'd get given a strait-jacket first... Lol... 5-0

All saving their energy for a meek 10 second booing session at the half time whistle I'd imagine... (Also sat on my arse at home!)

Fixed it for you...

Should be 5

There'll be no need to imagine it I would venture...

This

This is going to be double figures, isn't it?

In the press room powering up Russ's excuse machine...

Commentator: "Wood on. This is chaos"

That's my 4th choice for tonight's viewing options funnily enough...

3-0 Sack him NOW FFS

Should've stuck with our 4th choice keeper IMO....

One sec.... Let me take a quick look at the league table and I'll get back to you on that...

Yep, that's one of at least two possibilities...

Any news on the introduction of a 'tongue-in-cheek' emoji...? P.s. any idea why Russ picked our fourth choice keeper ahead of our third choice keeper last week...?

Blimey, Russ is going to let him play his natural game? (with pace, forward-facing, taking people on, etc)... Hoorah!

Man Utd go 17 points above us... Doubt we'll catch them now

That's the only thing that usually keeps me conscious during Saints games FFS! 😁

MLT obviously under instructions not to ask Dragan any 'difficult' questions (about our league position and the management) then... #puffpiece

Rigid

Chortle

Alex Scott pronouncing 'congratulations' as "congradulations" every 2 minutes on The Tournament quiz show.

Why do they always make these draws as complicated and drawn-out as possible...? Tedious... Anyway, England's Group: Serbia, Albania, Latvia, Andorra