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@SkySportsLive: Burnley sign striker Charlie Austin from Swindon”

Indeed. KS hasn't ever said "He will be joining us" (to my knowledge)

No. You have it. I'll look a fool otherwise.....oh.....

Pants!

Saints Official Twitter in "make a story sound bigger than it is" shocker....

Mine's the less embellished thread! ;-)

Hmmmm....not main sponsor....??

May the best man win :-)

officialsaints Saints FC Saints sign sponsorship deal with Mercedes-Benz. Full details here -> http://bit.ly/ebOesb #saintsfc Southampton Football Club is delighted to announce Mercedes-Benz Southampton as Official Car Partner and Pentagon Commercials as Official Commercial Vehicle Partner. It was on 29 January 1886 that Karl Benz filed an application in Berlin for a patent on his three-wheeled motor car. Ever since, that day has been considered the official birthday of the motor car, which, in 2011, celebrates its 125th anniversary. In this special year, 2011 also sees Mercedes-Benz of Southampton and Pentagon Commercial Vehicles join Southampton Football Club as the club's new Official Car Partner and Official Commercial Vehicle Partner, during the Club's own 125th Anniversary season. Both Mercedes-Benz of Southampton and Pentagon Commercial Vehicles are part of the Ridgeway Group and ranked as the 26th Largest Motor Retail Group in the UK.

officialsaints Saints FC *BREAKING NEWS* Midfielder Leaves Saints. Full story here ->http://bit.ly/fx5EH3 #saintsfc I'm sure there'll be plenty on here lining up to call them "mongs" for such a silly statement.... ;-)

Another example of good observation. We should do this more often.

Yeah. Observation. What a rubbish human trait that is. I'm hoping to come back as an ostrich in my next life.

"Clarets boss Eddie How...." Perhaps the article is as accurate as their spelling....

Looking at recent clips of the training on Saints Player, including yesterday's, I've noticed that Rickie yawns quite a lot. I'm not making any judgements or insinuating anything - purely an observation. That is all.

I suspect this thread will end up in the annals of Saints Web Forum history.....

That deserves a wink..... ;-)

It's a good job humans are a much more sophisticated species than the rest of the animal kingdom....

Haven't you heard? Deppo is self employed. In fact, that's not the only thing he does on his own, so I'm told..... ;-)

Ah, ye olde "two wrongs make a right " philosophy....you gotta love the human race.... ;-)

By Martin Samuel Last updated at 8:36 PM on 27th January 2011 Had I wanted to get the bullet this morning, I would have told you my favourite sexist joke. Oh, it’s a belter. You’ll find it on a Doug Stanhope DVD called Word Of Mouth. It’s got the lot. A sexual act and two polarised views of it, first female, then male. Nobody comes out with much credit and the punchline’s a killer. But I need the money, so I’ll let you look it up on the internet. Enjoy. The point is, we have to leave a little space in the day for us be the cheap, despicable folk we can all sometimes be; for all those cruel thoughts and jokes and private moments in which the worst is said, we laugh or we don’t, and then move on. As far as Andy Gray or Richard Keys go, this is not the case for the defence. Not a single line from Sky’s secret tapes has made me smile, and humour is integral here. We’ll forgive a lot if there’s a chuckle at the end of it. Sexism, even racism sometimes. I loathe the British National Party, but I did see Bernard Manning live, twice. To be an equal opportunity offender is the key. South Park rips into all religions, and even drew Mohammed to prove it, and at least Frankie Boyle is not angling to present a tea-time magazine show, like half of the comedians on television. There is a part of most of us that finds humour in the sick jokes that always come in the wake of tragedy, and we are all guilty of that inappropriate laughter at some time. More importantly, we must guarantee the freedom to do it, because otherwise contemplating the horrors of human existence would send us mad. Sexism is wrong, but to those who would pursue this matter until there is not a reel of off-air chatter that has not been inspected for incorrect attitudes, I would suggest taking a short look at the world around you, and winding your neck in. Article continues: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1351183/Want-real-sexism-Watch-TV-adverts.html

Yes. That's what the *cough* Daily Star *cough* reported...hence my question...How do we know for sure Matt went to the press directly rather than, for example, a 'dark force'...?

How do we know he personally went to the press in the first place...?

Ah, gotcha...! Only my 17th 'whoosh' moment thus far this year. Not bad for me... ;-) Not enough winking on this thread for my liking... ;-)

"Austin wanted..." ? Why would he personally be concerned who went to Swindon in a swap deal? Sorry if I misinterpreted your post.