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Just as Lambo gets his hattrick from a penalty eh? Cunning

Sweepstake on when the server packs up?

I find ex-lax helps with that

This has got 0-0 written all over it

officialsaints: RT .jordansibley: Saints are out at St James' Park, wearing a rather dodgy strip of black shirts, white shorts and red socks. #saintsfc

Only if they fail to deliver the service paid for... ;-)

I'd rather it worked 5% of the time (during matches, transfer windows and Paul Allen yacht sightings) and use the other 95% of the time for w*nking... ;-)

And there was me thinking you were the Fonte of all knowledge.... ;-)

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http://www.maplin.co.uk/archos-tv-80gb-wifi-media-player-with-dvr-350662

http://www.pocket-lint.com/review/4645/cello-iviewer-iplayer-television-review http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/32525/how-to-watch-bbc-iplayer

Mr Lowe did bring in Schneiderlin around the same time though. You win some, you lose some...

Michail Antonio (games for Reading): Played 11, Goals 1; Goals per game = 0.1 Michail Antonio (games for Saints): Played 28, Goals 3; Goals per game = 0.1 Jonathan Forte (games for S****horpe): Played 91, Goals 9; Goals per game = 0.1 Jonathan Forte (games for Notts County): Played 18, Goals 8; Goals per game = 0.4 Similar type of player. Similar goal ratio. Simple as that.

Indeed. It's as insignificant as the human race in the general scheme of things. And I'm pleased to report that I only lost 2 hours sleep over it last night.

I'm sad that we've lost yet another witty play-on-words outlet....

He joins a list of (slight exageration alert) 263 ex-Saints players who were much criticised whilst here but went on to do great things somewhere else.....

This story gets a mention in the Charles Sale column today. Says that Southampton reckon Benali owes Cortese deposit money...

If I give you my bank details could you wire me £5 please? It's only a fiver afterall...

He's Cortese's press officer / communications manager etc

Do you (as a mod) have access to the forum facility that allows you to restrict different user id categories to access the forum at any moment in time? If not, why not? All we need is some proactivity here: forum gets busy - mod flicks a config setting to block non-members....

What I fail to understand is why the 'service' can't be restricted to paid up members at busy times? One can sort of accept the "we're looking into it" response everytime there is a problem but the lack of proactive remedial action (I.e. Chopping off non-members at busy times) is what one can't understand...

"kept back"...? I thought the fiver was supposed to be used to upgrade the infrastructure in the first place? What else would it be used for...?

For Christ's sake - will you stop posting such common sense please? This is no place for rational thought.

So, all done and dusted tonight then....may as well close the thread early I reckon...

Lol at Forecast 'announcement'...you scallywags SaintsOfficial twitter....