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Fingers crossed we don't get an early injury and have to call upon him then...

Any chance you could repeat this every 47 minutes just in case someone misses it? Cheers 👍😉

Yeah, you'd definitely have to be a bit dim to take a suggestion and twist it into a "promise"...

The trouble is, we don't have a Danny Ings type player at the moment....

How many different sorts are there...?

The woman in the Omaze adverts with the grating faux excited voice. Speak normally (and get a proper job) FFS.

Those annoying twats that insert "To all those who celebrate..." before wishing people a "Happy <insert name of festival>" Twats.

Is us finishing 4th as much a certainty as Leicester being runaway champions though...? (Fwiw, and my hilarious banter aside, I agree with you re: 4th being almost inevitable now)

Indeed. They're so thick that they seem to think making a joke about how thick they are is entertainment in itself. Thick twats.

F*** me... Just switched over to the 1% Club and it gets even worse. How do these amoeba manage to work out how to wipe their own arse, let alone fill out an application form to make a twat of themselves on national television...?

Yes. Next question....

Flicking through the channels this evening and found myself watching 'celebrity' Weakest Link. Has there ever been a thicker bunch of individuals on the same TV show? Are these imbeciles genuinely ignorant of how embarrassing their lack of basic intellect is? Thick. As. Mince.

It's a good job this is our "best season in over 100 years" otherwise I'd be right pissed off....

F*** off

Should be 2 FFS!

Yeah, but, no, but.....

Full time Bristol City 1 Leicester 0

Leicester effort chalked off for offside

Quite possibly the strongest ever championship bench on paper...?

Never any doubt.... 😉

And then Vardy misses a sitter...