trousers

Might need to get your hearing checked out....?

We're gonna have more players than we started off with at this rate....

I wonder if we got Che to sign the new three year deal before calling off the deal with Wolves....?! "Here Che.... sign this and we'll get the Wolves move rubber stamped.... oops...."

Result!

So Ballard defo off or in the first team...? Good to see Diamond Edwards back

Sexist

Back of the net! Did I miss anything whilst away?

Ducking out to bag a couple of James Blunt tickets.... back shortly...

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We're going to walk this league

Too much information

File under: damn, foiled again

File under: "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he"...

Hmm... he would only name-drop KWP and Bednarek if he had some inside info (IMO)...

Ballard? "If he's good enough then...."

I'd forgotten all about him! Assume he's staying given no transfer noise about him?

Dom Ballard is now 2 years older than Theo Walcott was when he started playing regularly in the Championship. Do we think Dom is ready to start playing regularly at this level? If not, why not...? Maybe he's another Seager rather than another Walcott...? #thinkingoutloud

Could Fraser play as a central striker?

FFS, land the f**Ker!

And now for the scrotum?

I think the captain is drawing a massive cock...?