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Only if we can have a smirking section too.

And people say that I'm just a pretty face....

It's "Diddy David Hamilton"....or did you mean that small comedian fella that appears on Mock The Week?

The absolutely super new Saints anthem 'Colours' played before the game....

Passion

A baboon sanctuary. Opened by Aneka Rice (obviously)

A pedestrian bridge across the railway that can take more than 70 people an hour at peak times. That really gets on my tits.

...the winner?

Aye....rings a bell.....And monkey chickens

Decent beer (not that I've seen it at other grounds either)

A closer railway station (seriously)...."Liebherr Parkway" Or would this be a H&S issue?

I know a good brewery we could have a p1ss up in, if that helps....

Swiss coach is Ottmar Hitzfeld. That aside, smashing rumour....

Does seem a tad steep. Here's what the OS says: Executive Boxes Executive Boxes are available to entertain groups of up to 10 guests, and boast panoramic views over the pitch. They have 10 superior balcony seats, an indoor banqueting table and are ideal for hosting a business function or private celebration. With a choice of catering packages, complimentary drinks and your own dedicated waiter or waitress, this inclusive package is perfect for either an informal buffet or fine dining occasion. Watch the game from your very own balcony seats or even from inside through the clear doors, this package promises the ultimate viewing experience. Choose your catering package: Classic includes a 2-course buffet served in the Executive Box Premier includes a 4-course plated meal waiter served Then your matchday package includes: Private facility to entertain up to 10 guests Superior balcony seats Classic or Premier package Dedicated waiter or waitress Complimentary bar Matchday programme and car parking Classic package £1300 (+VAT) per box Classic seasonal (23 games) from £104 (+VAT) per person per game Premier package £1400 (+VAT) per box Premier seasonal (23 games) from £117 (+VAT) per person per game All prices based on 10 people sharing one Executive Box. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/MatchdayHospitality/0,,10280~1656557,00.html

I'd venture most objects would be obscure(d) once they're up your bottom (goat horn handled walking sticks aside of course)

Out of sheer idle curiosity, how much does a corporate box cost for the season? cheers

It does seem like a bit of a missed opportunity if people don't intend using them. One would have thought/hoped that the ticket office asked the question when selling season tickets rather than dishing them out by default.

I think this idea might actually have legs...

A tad late in the day I guess, but what about an extension of the idea at the end of last season whereby people bought and donated their tickets to a local school? Would be good if any season ticket holder who has tickets they can't use could do something similar. (Perhaps something the ticket office could have thought of in hindsight last week)

Full house here we come! COYR! (although I suspect a fair slice of season ticket holders who got free tickets may not be able to make it)

I did wonder how long it would be before someone highlighted the aforementioned player

Buy tickets for a future game and donate to a local school or good cause perhaps?

Last season's (I guess)....but I assume last season's sponsors get first refusal to renew for the coming season? Not sure TBH

For info....these are the only current squad players without sponsors...according to their profile page on http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10280,00.html Wayne Thomas Grzegorz Rasiak Paul Wotton Lee Holmes Michael Poke Jack Boyle Andrej Pernecky Jamie White Oscar Gobern Jack Saville Anthony Pulis Lee Molyneux Ben Reeves Callum McNish