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I shall be combing the hairs on the back of my neck in anticipation

"I am looking forward immensely to attending my first match at St Mary's for our friendly with AFC Ajax on Saturday," he said. "It will be my first visit since late May when I first become convinced to make my investment in this great Club. "I do hope that as many supporters as possible will be able to attend the fixture to cheer the team on." Top man

World peace

Paul Scholes?

can you stop telling people to stop chatting on this thread - I keep seeing new posts and expect to see good news about the demise of the pompey few!

'Fresh' as in young/untried or 'fresh' as in sh*t hot experienced players who are way too good for this league? Ta

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Only if we can have a smirking section too.

And people say that I'm just a pretty face....

It's "Diddy David Hamilton"....or did you mean that small comedian fella that appears on Mock The Week?

The absolutely super new Saints anthem 'Colours' played before the game....

Passion

A baboon sanctuary. Opened by Aneka Rice (obviously)

A pedestrian bridge across the railway that can take more than 70 people an hour at peak times. That really gets on my tits.

...the winner?

Aye....rings a bell.....And monkey chickens

Decent beer (not that I've seen it at other grounds either)

A closer railway station (seriously)...."Liebherr Parkway" Or would this be a H&S issue?

I know a good brewery we could have a p1ss up in, if that helps....

Swiss coach is Ottmar Hitzfeld. That aside, smashing rumour....

Does seem a tad steep. Here's what the OS says: Executive Boxes Executive Boxes are available to entertain groups of up to 10 guests, and boast panoramic views over the pitch. They have 10 superior balcony seats, an indoor banqueting table and are ideal for hosting a business function or private celebration. With a choice of catering packages, complimentary drinks and your own dedicated waiter or waitress, this inclusive package is perfect for either an informal buffet or fine dining occasion. Watch the game from your very own balcony seats or even from inside through the clear doors, this package promises the ultimate viewing experience. Choose your catering package: Classic includes a 2-course buffet served in the Executive Box Premier includes a 4-course plated meal waiter served Then your matchday package includes: Private facility to entertain up to 10 guests Superior balcony seats Classic or Premier package Dedicated waiter or waitress Complimentary bar Matchday programme and car parking Classic package £1300 (+VAT) per box Classic seasonal (23 games) from £104 (+VAT) per person per game Premier package £1400 (+VAT) per box Premier seasonal (23 games) from £117 (+VAT) per person per game All prices based on 10 people sharing one Executive Box. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/MatchdayHospitality/0,,10280~1656557,00.html

I'd venture most objects would be obscure(d) once they're up your bottom (goat horn handled walking sticks aside of course)

Out of sheer idle curiosity, how much does a corporate box cost for the season? cheers

It does seem like a bit of a missed opportunity if people don't intend using them. One would have thought/hoped that the ticket office asked the question when selling season tickets rather than dishing them out by default.