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Perhaps I should include a "Mr Winky" when I'm trying to be ever so slightly amusing....?! Like creating a takeover thread asking who'll be the first to start a takeover thread.....subtlety was never my strong point.....anyway....here he is:-

Why has this thread got lots of gold stars on the index page?

Is that in your honest opinion Morph?

No, but Green Shield Stamps are acceptable

I thinks that's the highest rank you can have without paying....well, that's what Jonathan Ross told me anyway..... (what's that you say Jonathan? Ahhh..."rank".....I get it now. Thanks)

Yes...be our guest....

Rupert Lowe?

Whoops....I think I clicked on the 'Pay' button twice.....does that mean I can post twice as much drivel as usual....?

Hmm....I wonder.....