trousers

Cor blimey guvnor...

Short answer: no. It still baffles me that one of our free-scoring youngsters can't even get a place on the bench when our senior strikers are so blunt. I know it's a big step up and all that but, as you say, could they be any worse than our first choice strikers right now...?

I still would though

Yeah, nowhere near man of the match quality...

Just 'accidentally' clatter into them like I I do...

Wilco

Ramjet

Sam

People filming a 'calamity incident' who point the camera at their feet at the critical moment of the film

Stir

Vitellus

Saints came up in first question at PMQs (Alan Whitehead saying it's good to have a fellow Saints fan as PM)

Venetian

Provocative pundit in getting the reaction and attention they set out to achieve shocker....

Bobby Davro

He came second with 43% of the vote and I would imagine there was a fair number who voted for Truss who wouldn't have particularly minded if Sunak had won, ergo, not sure if "rejected" is necessarily the best verb to describe what the Tory membership did 7 weeks ago... # dodgy analogy klaxon # I voted for Lynaco in the MotM poll yesterday but was happy enough with Sky giving it to Moi...

My favourite fact about Fluminense is that they've got a Brazilian born striker called 'Alan' who plays for China...

Silver

Some common sense at last

Any chance of this week's lottery numbers too...?

Doc #2:

Doc #1:

I had to chuckle at the BBC commentary on MotD2 last when the commentator said at one point "Ward-Prowse almost trod on a pigeon there"... his nonchalant tone of voice made it seem like it was a perfectly normal thing to say during a football game