trousers

I reckon we should actually try crossing it to one of our players every now and then #callmeoldfashioned

The ale house doors opened early today...?

That takes the pressure off a little

One assumes Southgate took on board @saintant's feedback on this very forum during the last game?

Full time: 2-0 Mehmeti for Wycombe looks like a decent player

Wycombe 1 Portsmouth Community Football Club 0 (14 mins)

Cocky contestants on MasterChef who way undercook their lamb/duck/chicken having defied the judges' earlier observation that they're leaving it too late to start cooking it. Every. F***ing. Time. Twats.

Ace

Hmm... Player was going down before keeper touched him...? #ghauru Edit: crap penalty saved anyway

Germany gone

Cock.... Germany lead Cue a Spain goal any minute now....

Bugger.... Germany equalise

Double lol... Spain now out as things stand Edit: hold on... offside...? edit: goal stands!

Lol

How many sitters has Lukaku missed now?

Sending the ref over to the pitch side screen to check if it was offside or not... Wtf is that all about?! #crobel

I think the point being highlighted by Sheaf is that the people being quoted were writing Rashford off and were pretty much categorically stating that there was no chance he would/could improve in the second half or indeed in any game ever...

Only "just"...? #banter

Is he as bad as Saka though...?

JWP scores from that free kick

Bugger.... The one year that I don't predict Palace away....

People that order goods from companies (e.g. Next) that use shite couriers (e.g. Evri)

As @Matthew Le God would say... The lowest ranked team at home please... #logic

Fruits

Somewhat unsurprising given he plays for Portugal... (Coat duly fetched)