trousers

Depends if you put the question into context or not.... In principle, do I want my left leg amputated? No, of course not. Do I want to stop the gangrene spreading from my left leg to the rest of my body? Yes. Ok, amputate my left leg please.

Amen

Friday 13th March knowing SFC....

It'll be the third time that'll hurt the most....

Nice choice of picture to accompany the article though...complete with subliminal "PA" message....

I was pondering as recently as yesterday why Mr Sale seemed to write about SFC's "boardroom warfare" every other week whilst Crouch was at the helm and yet has had 'nothing to report' since Lowe returned..... Didn't post my musings here though as it would have been too rhetorical and/or dull given the alleged friendship between Mssrs Lowe and Sale. From what I understand (which is as likely to be 'nothing' as 'something') we can take this piece in the Mail today as coming from the horse's mouth.... Perhaps the most significant paragraph published about SFC nationally in recent times?

Indeed. Have been bandying around that theory for a while now. It could be structured such that Hoddle doesn't actually become an employee per se (and therefore doesn't become the straw that breaks the camel's back in term of debts/costs/administration) as his academy would get mutual benefit from a tie in with a (relatively) major football club. All fits in logically....

Will what was said be kept as private as the player's wages were?

Hmmm....Perhaps that would explain his whereabouts at the weekend? Where did he go again....? Scotland...? 2+2=?

Aye...even Mr Lowe turned up for that one....

You "understand"? Were you not there to witness it then? Still, you're in good company on the non-attendee front.... p.s. enjoying Utah and the film festival?

And still no explanation as to why Saturday's performance/result merited giving the players two days off. Hmmm...some fight...

I still don't understand how someone with such a relatively small stake in the club (I.e. £300k or 5% of capital ?) maintains such a grip on the running of this club. Can anyone explain this to me? Ta

...

+1 p.s. still waiting for Tommac in Dubai, "Charlie"....?

So, I assume the forum was blacked out on purpose so that the result of the meeting will never be known...ever....?

I thought they'd be less people voting for Lowe for a bit of a chuckle to skew the results rather than because they want him to stay....

In the voice of Martin Fitzmaurice: "Jan you require your P45....."

Cheers. You think I'm sad enough to be trawling through Google for stuff like that....?

I'm still trying to work out how a server crash can lose all the old TSF posts given data is usually recoverable in such circumstances. Not that I wish to drag up that old conspiracy theory again.... Edit: sorry, forgot this...

Alan Titchmarsh did say on the radio this morning that plants were coming out earlier this year

"I'll give them 'chocolate teapot'...."

300? Nah....way too high. Anything in the sub 100s tickles my stick Below 50 and I struggle to contain myself.

Take your pick....

Does anyone know the number of posters who have been registered since November 2006 with conspiracy inducingly low post counts?