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If this means the return of that buffoon 'Tartan Owl' to the forum, then it's a good draw in my book.

Yep, could do with a few more as I've given all of mine to CB Fry over the years

Great to hear that Payne had a good game after I was advocating his promotion from the B Team to the first team last week 👍

Preferable to them coming to us on the back of 3 defeats... we all know how that would've ended...

Probably at an all-inclusive hotel buffet somewhere in the Balearics pointing out to the maître d' that the smoked salmon shouldn't be kept next to the chicken goujons.

People who profess not to care about something by posting on social media about how little they care about it. If you don't f***ing care then don't f***ing post about it, you clueless f***ing buffoon. FFS. P.s. I don't actually care about people that do this if I'm totally honest.

Yep, had a whole family, including toddlers, walking on the left as I approached them from behind in the car earlier today. Imbeciles (the parents, not the kids. Well, as far as I could tell. They may well have been cretins too but let's give them the benefit of the doubt)

Yes, Ndidi

Special Brew or White Lightning today Charlie?

I obviously bow to your renowned expert opinion, but why not?

I don't know much about Selles but assume he's in pole position to be our next manager once Ralph either hangs up his managerial boots or gets the heave-ho?

Indeed 👍

Echo that 👍

Trying out pragmatism on Saintsweb? Brave chap.

Yep, my MotM today

Spoilsport. Where am I going to get my entertainment from this evening now FFS?

Can I ask a favour? Please could you post this every 5 minutes for the next 3 hours? Thanks in advance.

Have you been an ill-informed buffoon your entire life or is it a relatively recent phenomenon?

Indeed. A classic case of damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

But there's two ways of looking at it... Either Ralph should have started with Adams or it was a tactical masterstroke leaving him on the bench and bringing him on to prove a point. Quite often players play better when they come on versus when they start. We could always give the manager the benefit of the doubt...

Adams will obviously get the pundit's MotM, but Bella-Kotchap for me

Why the assumption that it would have worked out better in reverse?

I've got my own private collection out as we speak

6 minutes extra. WTF?

We've no idea why that's happened. Maybe Che's been angling for a transfer? #twosidestoeverystory