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Hmm... chap (or lady) joins an internet football forum hours before posting player flight details. Gets the curiousity juices flowing, does that Welcome to the forum btw

I think you'll find he's English

"Reports" being the key word there I guess.... (i.e. who decides which reports are to be believed and which aren't.....?)

Get Ings back on the bus FFS!

Enjoyed that. I'm definitely warming to this Jones fella

Jones explains why he likes Ely in his post match press conference. In summary: his versatility (he played in 3 or 4 different positions today?) I'm not Ely's biggest fan by any stretch of the imagination but I can kinda see why managers like him.

House!

Ha... I see what they did there...

All to play for...

Get in!

Jones In

Adam Armstrong coming on

Up all night setting off fireworks apparently

He's a soft son-in-law though...

Very astute observation that man...

No half time changes...?

I thought it was a very good header... Powerful and into the ground thus making it difficult for the keeper to judge. Unlike Salisu's earlier effort which, by contrast, was an easy save for Pickford

The one positive to come out of that half is JWP looks much more effective playing higher up the field.

I don't know about anyone else but this has 0-0 written all over it as far as I'm concerned

Fungus

Maybe that was the only way he could bark out his orders?

Penalties my arse

Almost as laughable as a team playing against Saints and not having a shot on target... #PepOut