trousers

Cheeks

Cricket score ahoy...

Good job Calvert-Lewin didn't point to where he wanted the ball played there as that would have put him offside...

And that's handball apparently. I used to understand the rules of this game Ha... Saved!! Bollocks... Keeper moved...

Caught in the Old Trafford headlights? Can't see him overturning that if it was at the other end...

Penalty all day long, surely? #MUNWBA

I genuinely didn't realise that Case was uncapped. Which players of a similar ilk blocked his path to selection?

Yep, looking like Spurs title for the taking at the moment. Guess we'll just have to settle for second then...

Ché Adams

Oh well...

Come on City!

VAR + referee review overturns an injury time penalty for Villa. Nice. Full time. Villa lose. Saints stay 5th

Sounds like we're starting to gel after a disjointed start to the season

How's Jankewitz looked? Is he living up to Ralph's verdict at the end of last season that this could be his breakthrough season?

Doctor

Lieutenant Pigeon

Community Chest

Raving

Nice one. Ings and Bertie next please

Tin

Skin

Purple

When St.Mary's re-opens again, I think this video needs to be turned into an explanatory leaflet and handed out to all our fans upon entering the stadium. Otherwise, 90% of home fans won't get why we're re-cycling the ball to our back 4 when in the opponents half, upon which the moaning and groaning will start.

I'm coming around to the idea that having a dormant/inert owner such as Gao is potentially better than having someone putting their oar and money in willy nilly. I sense that the likes of Hassenhuttl and Crocker thrive on the challenges this type of ownership presents.