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For posterity... The table on tonight's Match of the Day...

Those pesky West London money launderers are creeping up on us... Come on you blades!

Yep, we need something akin to 'umpires decision' in cricket

Ah, ok. Didn't realise that. In which case, it was offside (according to the letter of the law)

This is the site I use for such things: https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/premier-league/formtabelle/wettbewerb/GB1

Bamford either has the longest shoulders in the world or that's his arm that's 'offside'... And Palace go 2 up

Another dodgy VAR overrule...?

Shame that their run will come to an end at their next away game...

What on Earth is going on this weekend? Even the B Team are starting to click! p.s. slightly ponderous as to why Vokins wasn't parachuted into the left back position yesterday, given it seems he's 100% fit. Ralph saw it as a bigger risk than playing Stephens out of position I guess.

8 years. Almost into double figures of history.

So, Vokins and Valery fit to play today...

Shame that Spurs have an easy game (on paper) as I can see the other 3 games going our way.

Welcome to the forum and Saints family! Love to see posts like this. Keep posting. Always good to get different perspectives from around the globe 👍

All plausible apart from WBA v Spurs unfortunately. But you never know!

Bruce praising us highly (unsurprisingly)

Ralph saying that having no fans in the stadium is working in our favour at the moment

We love you Nige ❤️

Ralph: "It's a little bit scary what we're doing at the moment" 😂

I was in the bath. Lots of splashing.

Sky pundits fawning over Stuart Armstrong's performance. What the hell do they know, eh...?

13 points above the relegation zone! Get in!

Yeah, another epic performance from JWP

Walcott my MotM. Ran his socks off and had a hand in both goals. Made sure we didn't miss Ings too much.

Are you watching Gareth Southgate?!