trousers

Call me mad, but I'm predicting a top half finish next season

Winnersh

@LeG... Does the "wow" simply relate to the fact that it's two players we're on the cusp of signing or is the "wow" a reflection of how good the as yet unnamed other signing is? #giveusaclue

Gong

Bale?

Post a photo of his earlobes and leave the rest to us. Cheers

Bikers

"Que voulez-vous dire qu'Arsenal n'a jamais été impliqué dans mon transfert à Southampton?! Ça doit être vrai Rupert, c'était partout dans Saintsweb et les lobes d'oreille de David Dein avaient été vérifiés FFS!! 🤬"

A really interesting read - cheers for posting 👍

Surely the only (slim) chance of Lallana coming back is if its on a pay-as-you-play basis?

I've put a call out for @THEVMAN to get the inside scoop on this

Anyone else getting a whiff of fish around here...? #definitelynotglasgow #nosiree

Buttocks

Fist

WBA promoted. Just two more relegation places to fill next season then

Genoa? No, never even seen her before #hereallweek

Why do refs often treat second yellows differently to first yellows? Blatant yellow card tackle there from the Barnsley player yet he just gets a talking to because he's already had a yellow. Gets my goat that does. And then Barnsley go on to score the winner...

Gabbiadini scores for Sampdoria

Come on Brentford!

The Laidly Worm of Spindleston Heugh, per chance?

How long before Starmer works out that it's Boris acting silly that makes him popular...?

Have they passed the earlobe test, do we know?

I'm not sensing a double figure victory for Man Utd here somehow. Just a hunch.

I see what you did there...