trousers

To provoke people into asking why he does it...? Tick....

It's a good job I'm not a cynic or a conspiracy theorist, otherwise I might be inclined to play my "perhaps we're holding him back to avoid triggering a significant appearance payment clause in his contract" card....

Enjoy spending your winnings...

From today's pre-match press conference.... Hasenhuttl: "Lemina.... it's a pity he's not back in training again because he has still problems this week... so he made a little bit more rest this week" Hope we kept the receipt for that 'minor surgery' he had yonks ago.....

Good of Spurs to doff a cap to us in their stadium opening ceremony...

The Saints are staying up

Get in Chelsea!

Is it me or are Brighton playing a 10-0-0 formation...?

Chomp chomp chomp

Textbook

Given nothing's changed, what on Earth were they talking about for 9 hours?

(the) briefcase

Congratulations to Portsmouth Community Football Club on winning the first competition in their history. Shame none of the fans were there to see it though. #boycottthecup

Only about 3 yards off side that one

Can't see us keeping Ralph anyway given "we are so going down"...

Indeed...

So... onto Monday's Indicative Votes Part 2 session then.... good chance of a "Customs Union backed by confirmatory referendum" proposal getting a majority....?

Govt loses by 58

149 I'm guessing a defeat of c.30 tomorrow

Isn't that a bit like trying to get a mate to go to Fratton Park with you and then dropping the option of having dinner at the local Harvester afterwards to try and convince him its a good idea?

Agree, but isn't that catch-22 territory? i.e. the same MPs that can't agree on anything would have to agree on holding a referendum...

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Letwin's 'Indicatative Votes' motion is passed 331 vs 287

To be fair, Norway were 2-1 up when Elyounoussi was subbed.