trousers

A couple of draws there would be handy

Yeah, but when he gets it right, he can play his "told you so" card, and when he gets it wrong he can play his "glad I was wrong" card....

That looks better...

Yeah, I was looking at the 'table as it stands' and they're both showing in the top half as we speak.

Looking like we'll be the only bottom half team to win today

JRod puts Burnley 1 up at Bournemouth

How on Earth...?

Bizarre, isn't it?

Hojbjerg to Grealish: "Here you are Jack, have a shot on goal, I'll just stand 8 feet away from you and turn my back when you shoot"

Here we go....

Baffles me why Ralph leaves it so late for subs (either when we're losing or winning)

30 mins to go. Surely time to give Adams a crack of the whip?

Tempting fate o'clock...

Wolves equaliser v Norwich

Shut the **** up, FFS!

Right, let's gets Boufal and Adams on to give them a decent amount of game time

Two more and I'll relax

Get in!!

I'm one of the world's greatest optimists, and even I know the script for the second half...

Sssshhhhh.... FFS

Hoping Boufal is fit enough for a 30 minute stint in the 2nd half. Can see him thriving against this Villa team. (Cue 2nd half capitulation instead of course...)

Textbook

"Game over"...?

Get in!!!!

Fixed it for you