trousers

People who can't hold a plastic bottle of water without making a 126 decibel crackling noise every 12 seconds

We will finish 7th

Trevor

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https://www.planetfootball.com/in-depth/ralph-hasenhuttls-clear-messaging-has-finally-stopped-southampton-drifting/ "Ralph Hasenhuttl’s clear messaging has finally stopped Southampton drifting"

A striped shirt where the stripes actually go all the way up to the shoulder rather than abruptly ending at a needless block of shoulder colour? Nah, it'll never catch on...

So, the whole Paul Allen yacht saga was just a smokescreen for the eventual arrival of Mr Gao? Bloody knew it. All makes sense now.

I think people are simply highlightling that there are two ways of "sitting out a contract": (a) sit out contract whilst not stirring things on social media (b) sit out contract whilst stirring things on social media Yes, it could be argued that the club aren't treating him "fairly", but a player has two options if he thinks he's being treated unfairly.... lower himself to his perceived level of the club (i.e. tit-for-tat) or rise above it and maintain a mature and dignified silence. Austin appears to have taken the first approach. Nothing wrong with that of course, his choice. Yours observingly...

Pants

Some might say he's encouraging said derision by (subtlety) throwing a few toys out of the pram on social media...?

Camp

Never any doubt #reversepsychology

Game over

Game over

Footballer in not troubling Mensa membership acceptance committee shocker

*Lord's

This has got a batting collapse written all over it...

Gotta be worth an open top bus parade upon their return?

Gotta be Slattery from the 'clues'...?

Good to see Kieran Freeman included in this quartet. He was hailed as a "wonder-kid" when he joined the Saints academy from Dundee Utd in 2016 but has since suffered a meniscus tear sandwiched between two ACL injuries. There must have been fears for his future in the game after such a run of serious injuries but looks like he's now been given a clean bill of health. Will be interesting to see if he lives up to the original hype. https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?56726-Southampton-set-to-sign-starlet-Kieran-Freeman#.XSJhu8Yo80M

No sign of the fella on the LD Sports website...?

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Cheers for the insights Ross

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