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You could always do what at least one poster has done in the past: get banned and then re-register under a new name...

It'll be a sad day for those of us that like to see stock photos of match day hotels though

If the recent polls are anything to go by (yes, I know... "polls"... chortle... etc), it's beginning to look like this prophecy might not have been as bonkers as it first seemed...

I'll see your Clyne and raise you Lovren and Alderweireld.

You genuinely haven't worked that out yet...?

https://southamptonfc.com/news/2017-05-25/southampton-2017-retained-list-players-released

How much would it cost us to buy out his contract as CEO of AC Milan?

We could club together and buy you one of those new fangled telephone device gizmos so that you could phone and ask them now?

Make up your mind...

Sounds like something a referee might say after looking back at a replay

If they were a true and decent "community" club, they would all waive the repayment and pass it on to the creditors of the previous football club who lost 96 pence in the pound, just so that a new football club could emerge #oinkoinkflapflap

Are you as sure about that as those numpties that thought we'd finish 8th this season?

Hurry up then...

Agree. Having the UA logo on the sleeves looks more balanced and less overcrowded.

#schtickpirate

For a few it is. Some are even 'clever' enough to plant seeds on both sides of an argument so that can refer back to either at a later date and play their 'told you so' card...

Pompey fans in selectively airbrushing history shocker

Biggest u-turn since the Tories announced a new policy

I've got a "schtick" to uphold, dontcha know

@George_Osborne U-turn coming on social care. There will be a cap. Read today's @EveningStandard for the details

The country has ended up making a profit from bailing out Lloyds Banking Group, so maybe we should be thanking at least some of those nasty banking rascals? (yes, I know RBS is a completely different story)

That's gonna look a bit skew-wiff if the under armour logo stays on one side

I always said I'd wait until the end of the season before casting judgement on the managerial situation. On balance, I think it would be best to replace Puel at this juncture. That's not because I don't think Puel could improve things next season, its more to do with the fact that he's lost the support of a significant proportion of the fan base. As such, he would start next season under considerable pressure from game one. Going into the season with a prevailing wind of negativity needs to be avoided and if replacing Puel is the only way to achieve that then so be it.

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