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Disagree. Keep them coming. I haven't laughed as much in a long while. Why spoil the fun? It makes a change having another delusional set of fans to laugh at. (Yes, I know we have the equally tinpot Pompey fans to fall back on, but...)

4.1/10

First ever club to install proper toilet rolls rather than shiny sheet dispenser too.

It would seem the historic activities of Moshiri's long time business partner Alisher Usmanov would certainly be worthy of a few pages...

Maybe we should hire private investigator extraordinaire Micah Hall do some digging on this Moshiri fella...?

I predict another 14 bites. Meanwhile, here's a picture of Bobby Davro...

Or, reading between the lines differently, maybe Koeman was simply hacked off that Albers effectively went behind his back in not initially telling him about the Everton approach. Perhaps if Albers had consulted Koeman first, Koeman could quite possibly have told Albers to tell Everton he wasn't interested and none of this would have blown up as it has. Who knows....

Aye. Probably covered by some EU freedom of movement law or suchlike. Hmmm....Perhaps we should try dragging this out until after the referendum....

AVB

I didn't think that was a sackable offence these days

The Saintsweb Forum doesn't ignore trolls. It plays along with them to give them a false sense of intellectual superiority when in reality they are as thick as mince. Hush, don't give the game away.

We had a mid-season slump because Koeman likes to go on holiday...?

That'll be Tartan Owl. He doesn't post anymore for some reason....

This group of Everton fans have just read your post...

Winslet?

You're forgetting that's the model his football club have preferred to follow in recent years...

Source?

Welcome back. Been far too long since your last post (17th October 2015). Coincidentally, you've come back at just the right time. We've just entered another meltdown phase and we need all the rational posters we can muster.

You do realize (sic) they trot out the same mantra every year and get more and more bites each time?

Where/who did you hear it from?

Likewise you sir, kindly take your pragmatism elsewhere

Sir, can you kindly keep logic out of this please. There is no place for such things on the SaintsWeb Forum, especially when we're in full meltdown mode.