trousers

38%

# Devil's advocate klaxon # Someone who did it on purpose might do that too, in order to try and make out that it was an accident, ergo, checking the 'victim' is OK straight away afterwards could mean it was either an accident or deliberate, i.e. inconclusive regardless.

Now 1% ahead. Come on Gabbi!! Need to get Arsenal fans voting....

Was just about to mention that. It's quite clear from this footage: https://twitter.com/foulthrownet/status/839068784224784384 that Ibrahimovic was trying to stamp on Mings with his trailing leg. Regarding the Mings stamp, its impossible to tell 'beyond reasonable doubt' whether Mings intended it, so quite why the powers that be have different 'proof' criteria to a court of law is beyond me.

Nominated for PFA Fans' Player of the Month... Get voting chums: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10794683/vote-for-februarys-pfa-fans-player-of-the-month-in-the-premier-league

Hope you reminded him that's mainly because the football club is only 5 years old, having jettisoned their debt with the liquidation of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park? Or, Selective Memory Syndrome as it's sometimes called...

Welcome to my world

Nothing on Companies House website

Rob Harris‏ @RobHarris The @premierleague gains High Court order to be able to block servers that stream unauthorised broadcasts of games. The Premier League says for the first time it can "disrupt and prevent the illegal streaming of our matches via IPTV, so-called Kodi, boxes"

Les Reed went to B&Q to buy a garden pond Instead he bought a striker, his name is Nathan Redmond Les Reed went to Tesco to buy a jar of mayo, Instead he bought a DM and his name is Oriol Romeu Les Reed was playing Monopoly and landed on The Strand, Decided not to buy it but instead he bought Bertrand Les Reed went to Ann Summers to buy a rubber dong, Instead he bought a striker and his name is Shane Long

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/776426/Nathan-Tella-Arsenal-Southampton-trial-transfer-news-gossip

Tweaked it for you... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/15139325.Saints_cautious_over_van_Dijk/

I actually prefer it without the black piping

Ready, steady.... bite....

Permission to orgasm please sir

Showing his class tonight. Gotta start vs Spurs IMO

Impressed with Caceres. Boufal disappointing though.

Caceres looking very composed on the ball

Textbook

Playing tonight for the U23s

This, in a nutshell

Strong squad... https://southamptonfc.com/news/2017-03-06/southampton-under-23s-chelsea-premier-league-2-squad • Harry Lewis • Mouez Hassen • Ollie Cook • Alfie Jones • Martín Cáceres • Yan Valery • Sam McQueen • Harrison Reed • Thomas O’Connor • Pierre-Emile Højbjerg • Josh Sims • Tyreke Johnson • Jake Hesketh • Sofiane Boufal • Ryan Seager • Jay Rodriguez

If Utd get through to the next round of the Europa League (more likely than not I would venture), then the earliest this fixture can take place is Wednesday 26th April