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http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/comedian-omid-djalili-pokes-fun-of-portsmouth-1-6610255 Seems like a fair assessment to me.... ‏@omid9 Oh my God we're approaching #Dubai from the #IsleOfWight Oh it's #Portsmouth #DubaiWithNoMoney

Thanks chaps, although maybe I should have added a 'tongue-in-cheek' emoticon to the winky man one to make it more obvious that it was a rhetorical question

Source? (other than the previous posts on this thread)

Looks like I'll have to break the news about Katharina selling the club on Twitter instead then....

Cheers - yep, that's the one I saw earlier. It would seem I haven't completely lost my marbles then

http://talksport.com/football/premier-leagues-seven-richest-billionaire-owners-revealed-can-you-guess-order-150303137679?p=1

Actually, I can't find the tweet I saw earlier on this and no-one else seems to have confirmed it. So, perhaps still up in the air.

Adam Blackmore @bigadamsport QUOTE OF THE SEASON from @SchneiderlinMo4 : "We need to put our d**** on the table and show what we can do" - #saintsfc v #cpfc on 96.1fm That would have made a better thread title...

U-turn ahoy.... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/11829480.Support_Saints_with_poster_in_today_s_Daily_Echo

I've just guaranteed us a victory tonight by putting covering bets on the draw (23/10) and Palace win (5/1). Thank me later.

Confirmed that he's not appealing

More from Morgan here (talking to Adam Blackmore): https://audioboom.com/boos/2948384-listen-saintsfc-star-schneiderlinmo4-gives-his-full-unedited-thoughts-on-that-pass-europe-and-returning-to-form-and-fitness-to-bigadamsport

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/11828391.Schneiderlin__Southampton_s_Champions_League_dream_is_alive/ Sounds like a good idea to me...

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‏@dailyechosaints How you can help Southampton end their Premier League goal drought http://bit.ly/1GHM5Th #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/jeOPAjXdUU ‏@jordansibley @dailyechosaints congrats, that's exactly the kind of support we need...

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Pesky autocorrect

Koeman confirms Toby is fit for tomorrow (assuming no relapses in training this afternoon)

1pm... [video=youtube_share;Kls_bNguDkU]

3.8/10

5.5/10

7.2/10

Don't be too harsh on the mods. It normally takes them a few months to work out Glasgow's latest comeback.

Its not one of Glasgow Saint's finest incarnations to be fair