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Edit: having a nightmare

Edit: wrong thread

Oi.... Stop pinching my conspiracy theories....

Portsmouth FC ‏@officialpompey Congratulations to @CambridgeUtdFC - we look forward to welcoming you to Fratton Park next season #pompey Mike Baxter ‏@MickyBaxter @officialpompey @CambridgeUtdFC You will play in front of 18000 who will sound like 200000. See you next season Cambridge.

Development squad or U18s it is then....? Maybe Pochettino wants to put his own men in charge of the development players to give the coaching more continuity across all teams? (a condition of him staying perhaps?)

Just me thinking out loud. Never a good thing to be honest...!

A tangential thought: Does anyone know why the official Saints photographer (Paul Watts) left the club at the end of the season?

Actually, the more I think about it the less conspiracy-esque this thought seems.... That said, the pills are starting to wear off...

*like* Actually, maybe Cortese and Katharina have patched things up and Reed + Rogers have been sacked to make way for Cortese's return? It's all starting to slot into place now. Either that or 2 tea ladies have gone...

Conspiracy theory alert: Maybe Pochettino doesn't get on with "someone behind the scenes" and he's told KL: "I will only stay if he/they go"..... ergo, this news can only mean one thing..... that MP is staying....

Alan Nixon ‏@reluctantnicko @sim2kuk Doing a story on it ... shocked.

What's sillier? The silly season or people starting threads to point out how silly the silly season is?

Alas, the chap that used to provide those kind of stats on a regular basis has been banned....

Take your pick....

Pretty much this. And the catch 22 is that it's nigh on impossible to attract "champions league quality" players to sit on the bench at a club like Southampton.

1. Yes 2. - 3. None (or 1 if Osvaldo counts) 4. Three

I chose to buy a house in 1986 and am still paying for it today.

OK.

Why have you chosen to pay all your "fees" upfront rather than pay them off gradually once you've secured a well paid job...?

You cheeky scamp

You never know....

Its been a relatively pleasant few days on here but every good thing has to come to and end I guess....

Closely followed by a textbook Kraken smug critique