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"TICKETS FOR THIS GAME WILL BE SOLD STRICTLY ON THE BASIS OF ONE TICKET PER QUALIFYING CUSTOMER NUMBER" Well, that rules me out then as I always buy two tickets for me and my son on the one customer number. How many people buy two match day tickets together using two different customer numbers? Bring Cortese back!

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Bazza me ol' mucker.... Given the laws of probability dictate that there must be at least one 'skate' on a wind up on this forum, using your astute powers of observation, which poster(s) style do you think most closely matches the profile of such a WUM given its obviously nothing like yourself?

Yeah, but....constantly putting forward a less biased/fanatical view is simply expressing a diff'rent opinion, innit guv? It can't possibly be mistaken for trolling. No way Jose.

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A good point BTF.... anyone got Birch's email address...? Would be a bit of a bummer if another CVA was proved to be invalid...

As someone pointed out earlier, I'm surprised that the football authorities allowed such a clause to be included in a player's contract as it could lead to a conflict of interests if Liverpool were to play Pompey in a deciding game at some stage during the contract period. (No tittering at the back!) Its a bit like a team betting on their opponents to win. Maybe someone should drop a quick email to the premier league to get their view on such a conflict....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26840066

Footy Paraphernalia ‏@newsmogsy Jay Rodriguez is in the European team of the week from the top 5 leagues via @WhoScored #saintsfc @SaintsfcViews pic.twitter.com/sQsZVmRMM5

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach #SaintsFC's @LukeShaw3 is the best young left-back in the world, according to @Gazzetta_it. Only Englishman on list pic.twitter.com/OuWHdFVOqo

Purple for me too

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/vote-for-new-pompey-kit-1460453.aspx https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/pfcthirdkitvote

Why would they have a thread about a club with one of the the best managed finances in the Premier League? Odd.

simon bucknall ‏@theuniversalsi @pn_neil_allen This better not be an April Fools gag Neil. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @theuniversalsi @Aled No it's not an April Fool's joke - can't imagine anyone would find that amusing!! NagoyaPompey ‏@Nagoyapompey7 @pn_neil_allen is it April 1st by any chance? Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @Nagoyapompey7 Would never be that cruel!!! Nick Arnold ‏@nickybobarnold @alex_crook @pn_neil_allen it's 01/04/14 Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @nickybobarnold @alex_crook May be so - but this is no joke!!! Surely even Mr Allen can't be daft enough to not realise that you don't carry on with an April Fool's joke once someone has questioned it...?

We might just have to throw the game at the weekend now...

Or it could be an April Fools 'joke' of course... Hard to tell the difference between reality and comedy in Pompeyland...

Which no doubt Pompey will give straight back to the tax payer who paid for Johnson in the first place...

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey are tight lipped - but I understand there IS a clause from Glen Johnson sale that entitles club to about £1m if Liverpool win title.

Ah OK... The OP said it was on the OS..? I could still be half asleep of course...

^This Anyone else remember the days before social meeja when April Fools 'jokes' used to be cleverly thought out and mildly amusing? (Bah humbug) That said, last year's 'Rickie picked for New Zealand' one was worth a chortle.