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That was the one that came to my mind first

Looks like he has an eye for the net No bad thing

Still a four eyes

Good copy and paste

Try the haggle on the phone Renewal £373 Went up to £405 because of change of address What can you do for me today, haggle haggle £344 That will do

Just keep your hoe nice and sharp and don't allow any weeds to get to that size again

One fact not commonly known is that if you have an arrest record, then you cannot use the visa waiver method For life Regardless of whether you were charged or convicted And the visa application process is costly, time consuming and requires attendance in person

Long sleeve version is not so nice

Alarm at 4.25am Out of bed 10 seconds later Teeth and shave and then into gym stuff and off to the gym, arriving at 5am I get to the office at 7am and then have a shower and breakfast I can then start work by about 7.30am Pretty rountine each day

I think he should be very worried if he hears any of the lags say, "Hey you" to him It won't be the start of a singalong

showboating of the worst kind

Dream combination Tickets are already on sale for the UK tour in November. I would expect them to sell out fast I have seen Opeth several times, but POS have always eluded me although I have been a huge fan for years I am only going to the London gig, but then again I need to keep some brownie points in reserve for when Dream Theater announce the main winter tour I may have short hair, but it will be head banging like the best of them come November 13th \m/

The mother in law occasionally says, "there will be no coal held at my arse for xxx's sins" Meaning, when she gets to hell, she won't be blamed for someone else's misbehaviour

This is becoming a Tsunami Who knows who will be left standing when it is all done

Can you imagine the queue Looks impressiove though

It will be a milestone around them To be fair, a change in their lives for good could be achieved with a tenth of that, whereas now they will have to spend all their time managing money and dealing with jealousy

Dishwashers are for OCD saddos who like to congratulate themselves on getting everything in, including the last knife

Never bothered with the dish washer There were 7, sometimes 8 of us in the house, but I don't see that it saves time In the 10+ years in ourlast house, I doubt if it was used 20 times

rumours need a source, rather than just the fanciful imagination of the poster Hence, I am so far out of it, I cannot see me ever contributing a rumour

Oh noes

pleased with that

Did someone grow a set?

hand bra and that was it

None to speak of, but some of the jokes would offend the vicar's wife

So last night, decided to take wife, son and daughter to the cinema Son was interested in X-Men, Transformers or pirates but the wife put her foot down So looking at the listings, I was left with Larry Crowe (a predictable romcom with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts) or Bridesmaids, a film that I had not heard about The synopsis did not look good, a mostly female cast telling what happens when a woman is asked to act as maid of honour for her best friends wedding However, the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes were very high, from both critics and audience so I gave into pressure I am here to tell you that it was surprisingly good. Sure, some of it is predicatble and the ending is pure Hollywood, but it was genuinely laugh out loud funny and in places, just downright weird.. By the way, it is a 15 rating so there is some swearing, but if you are looking to earn some brownie points with the missus by agreeing to a chick flick, this is the one