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All forms of cheating - including diving in football - are antithetical to the essence of sport. To win a game by cheating is disgraceful. It takes away any joy you might feel in success. The essence of sport is to agree to play by the rules, to respect the spirit of fair play, and to strive to win by playing better than your opponent. Cheating undermines the entire enterprise. To see your own team cheating in this way feels even worse that watching your opponents do it.

As if ... One lives in never-ending anticipation, and one is forever disappointed.

You deliberately riddled that post with errors, eh? I'm not going to bite, pal.

Speaking of arrogance and condescension ...

Do you not see the contradiction here? You say the League Cup has been devalued because teams put out weakened sides. And then you call for Saints to put out a team of reserves.

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To be liberal is to be ample, open-minded, magnanimous, generous and non-bigoted. A stauch conservative in policy can still be liberal-minded. You, I would say, based on the things you post on here, are not liberal.

You seem a bit confused. You ask, "is it fair?" and "is it right?" - as though it was a philosophical issue (which it is). But then you talk about "quotas", "numbers", "87%", and things being "representative". So, is fairness based on a principle, or is it based on numbers? You seem to lean towards a quantitative answer, rather than a qualitative answer. To repeat: equity doesn't mean everything being equal (quantitative); it means things being fair (qualitative).

He's not being a pedant here about spelling or grammar, I think - although you do add an apostrophe to the words quotas and numbers, which do not require apostrophes - he means thay you don't understand the meaning of the term liberal.

It is not about numbers. Equity does not mean everything needs to be equal; it means things should be fair.

Could you translate that into English?

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You really need an answer to this? You can't figure it out?

Because I've been teaching for 25 years, I've noticed the changes in fashion - as far as kids' names go. When I first started teaching, for example, kids from the Jamaican community often had old-fashioned English names like Cornelius, Reginald, George and Clarence - with boys - and Olivia, Victoria, Hyacinth and Jasmine - with girls. Now, the tendency is to choose African-based names - Reshay, Kwamie, Deandre, Dequain, for example, (with boys) - and Tyaishia, Cortesia, Latrisse and Shontaya (with girls). Children from the Sikh community often adopted an anglicized name for school - Happy, Jolly, Pretty, Sunny; now they tend to retain their own names. Names may have been adjusted before in order to try to fit in better with the "dominant culture"; now the names are chosen proudly from within a family or a cultural tradition.

And then there are names like Honey, Princess, Angel, and Precious. Funnily enough, kids with these names often have a large dose of "self-esteem". This year there is a boy in my class called Jihad. Oh, dear - the perils of cultural misunderstanding. "Jihad? Doesn't that mean Holy War?" "Yeah, but it can also mean struggle." "As in the struggle against the unclean infidel?" "Well, that's a negative sort of way to put it." "I guess. But it's a bit in-your-face, isn't it?" "I've never really thought of it. It's the name my parents gave me." "They didn't worry about possible misunderstanding? Or negative reactions at such a loaded word?" "No, that's why they chose it, I think. They're very devout." "Yes, but you're the one living with the name, not them." "I know - and do you know how many times I've had this kind of conversation. It gets very tiresome."

Why would a parent give their child a familiar name - Michael, let's say - but give it a strange, unique spelling, like Miykel? Virtually every other day of their life, that person is going to be required to say: "No, that's M-I-Y-K-E-L. Yes, I know it's an odd spelling. What? No, M-I-Y-K-E-L." There is a student in my school whose name sounds like Jem. Guess what the spelling is? J'aime. As in the phrase "I love you" in French.

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If you can manage to put an emoticon in this post, why didn't you put one in the first post? It's basic forum etiquette. That way people who thought you were sincere (as if!) are not caught out by your sarcasm/cynicism/smart-arse-ism, etc., and not embarrassed. You wouldn't want to embarrass people, would you?

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Nice one!

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