Bad Wolf

Adam Lallana is caretaker manager at Brighton. Anyone else feel old?

He IS Prince Andrew. Nothing alleged about it.

I know that this isn't proper to say at this time BUT for all the people moaning that the game would be called off, it WOULD give Lavia more recovery time and the new signings more time to bed themselves in. Nothing about this is good but if you're going to consider the negative ramifications of the football being cancelled, it's only right to point out that there are positives to that particular outcome.

It isn't worth getting involved at this time with this kind of thing. Probably one of these people that thinks all their taxes go to the Royal Family and the The Queen can just do what she wants, when she wants with it and has a "free life" or something.

I wonder if the games on Saturday will still go ahead if the situation remains this way. Obviously if she does pass, they'll be called off no question but if she's still just "quite ill" I wonder what happens.

If she passes today or tomorrow, the weekend sport will be off, no doubt but what happens if she passes say Monday? Will the following weekend go ahead? Or is it a set time that they're stopped for? I know there's a period of National mourning but does sport just run along with that?

I'm guessing if The Queen dies in the next two days, it'll be off? I'm no Royalist but how anyone can not love and respect this particular monarch is utterly incredible. She still works full time despite being 96 and whether you agree with the work she does or not, that's irrelevant, I wouldn't be able to do it and I'm meant to be in the prime of my life. Absolutely amazing woman.

Pardon?!

I'll do one for "average" in it's actual meaning and not "average" the way it's constantly thrown around these days meaning terrible. Here's my "not great, not shocking" Saints XI from my time of supporting the club (since 2005) Paul Smith Frazer Richardson Maya Yoshida Florran Gardos (wasn't as bad as everyone makes out) Joseph Mills Richard Chaplow* Jordy Clasie Nathan Dyer Kamil Kosowski Dexter Blackstock Peter Madsen* *Richard Chaplow's inclusion only takes into account his first spell with the club, I fully acknowledge that he was superb in his second spell and a huge part of what we achieved in his time here. If not allowed then replace with David Prutton * As for Peter Madsen, not sure if we can include loanees (if not then another reason why 2006 Chaplow would be kicked) then replace with Adam Armstrong.

Ralph out, Che out, SD out, Bates statue out, out out

Could you draw me up a list of the three best keepers in PL history and I'll go and find a whole host of mistakes from all of them.

My dad was telling me the other day that when he was growing up, we were always THEIR bogey team!

All of our points this season have come from losing positions.

Dialo and Ely off AMN and Mara on plz

How? Never understood this how one team being clinical and another team taking the one chance they get is somehow 'undeserved'. The better team is the one who scores the most goals.

#saintsy

I'd have been pretty p1ssed off had that been given against Saints tbh. Not a penalty for me.

I'm guessing he's straight in tomorrow

I see Pep has been talking us up again today. He actually loves us.

Hope the usual tools on these platforms don't give him abuse for leaving. You know what people are like.

I thought Ballard was a midfielder

It's Simon who is from Northampton and Julie who is also from Southampton

You'd think he'd know better since Parker was sacked for that. Unless he's trying to get himself canned? Gets to avoid a relegation battle and also gets a pay off

This. He's hardly going to say "I could take them or leave them really." Is he?

They couldn't sign him on loan because of Stephens