Suhari

Quoting this just to check that @Matthew Le God is okay. I'd expect having a phrase such as "% chances out of a 100...." appear here would normally send him into overdrive. 😃

There's always been a lot of Brazilians down the big market, even in winter. Surprised chapped lips is not more of an issue.

That's quite a big movement.

Yep. Commented on it in the match thread. Thought it was an artistic and subtle piece of shittiness.

One last gig for Big Sam? Would be hilarious if he joined them and kept them up at the expense of Newcastle.

This. I'm a fan. He's so committed and energetic. Seems a team player. Bit of a niggly little shit too, which we need. Good signing.

Fans voice. Great again.

Six minutes. Bollocks.

Let's sell him to Leicester.

Jesus with a miraculous recovery.

Thank f**k for that.

Beat me to it!

I thought he was nailed on for the cross.

Love Perraud. A subtle boot in on De Bruyne there.

Let's leave religion out of it.

Great game this.

I'd be happy with a dull, scoreless draw in the second half.

Like him. He's brought some steel to us.

Sign that Albino.

How long until Che tries one from the halfway line?

That was a sublime goal. Extraordinary.

Good afternoon. Looking forward to this. Not optimistic, but hopefully an encouraging performance.

Looking forward to a few 'player spotted on the piss' stories coming out. If their keeper did a shoplifting, would he get his hands chopped off?

Has Jack Wilshire got a club yet?

Would be strange to get another CB. Weren't there rumours of Lyanco moving on though?