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Really good finish; came from good pressing. Jack Stephens showing some leadership there too.

Oh yes.

Not so much keep-ball, back-passing and recycling going on today. Refreshing.

There's 3 of them. Sadly none for us!

You need to open a chat and they'll tell you. I found it a little confusing at first, but got there in the end. I've got it working on PC and android tablet, and it seems good. Loads of channels. The real test will be later on today of course.

FAO the RH and the Saints Board: You see what happens when you deliver us a decent transfer window? You see? Without moaning over shit signings or links to crap players the forum falls apart. Disagreements, infighting, a general absence of peace, love and constructive debate. Staples that we have all come to know and respect in this 'ere baliwick. Ralph, Martin: I'm not asking for an apology, simple a club statement about how you admire the qualities of Phil Jones will suffice. Oh, and the Five Pledges: we still want those. Thanks in advance.

Good summary. I'd add that Vesty is just too damn weak in the air. Gets beaten to headers by much smaller players who show strength and determination. Very frustrating!

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Signed up today. Looking forward to seeing if it lives up to the expectation.

Wonder if we'll take the experienced, former player route for his replacement. Perhaps even the self-styled, 'best in the world'? Mr Lovren. Come and save us! We love you really. And no-one thinks you're a c**t. Honest.

Respect to him if he genuinely wants to work and try to force his way into our first team.

Ahhh. Must admit I haven't listened to it; the 'no more signings' seemed to be the message I picked up here. (I generally try to get my news second hand, and based on rumour and hearsay. It gives me the chance to make assumptions and get nice and angry without the effort of doing my own research).

So the message from the fans forum was that we're done with transfers now? If so, a pretty decent window. Gut feels says we'll see more movement though. Presumably a late window 'wasn't available before' type, like Minamino was. Plus a Vesty replacement - surely he's going to move on. So I'm optimistically predicting 2 more signings.

Although make sure you have zip-up or button-up pockets.

A former nickname for JV was 'Bubbles'. This may contribute to his fondness about a potential move tthere.

I understand that we are automatically given a 1 goal lead as a reward for wearing this.

Shame we didn't nip in and grab him.

This clearly can't be an 'Insane' signing, since we've had one of those. So if it happens I suggest we use: 'Mindwarping'.

Do we think he will fail it, like the internet told us had with Palace last week?

So potentially Armstrong and a highly rated Chelsea youngster as our new striking options. Do we expect there to be less negativity on here now?

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There were two of them!

I was there! Will there be a streaker today?

Forgot about that. I am confident that our travelling fans will rise above any temptation to mention it though.