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He was Bristol Rovers manager when they beat us under the glorious reign of Dodd and Gorman.

His brother Joseph is more dangerous I think

Can definitely see Adam Armstrong going up there with him.

True, but the one fixture they care about, his side could get murdered in. Like our two games with Leicester in the Championship.

Almost no chance that Irish (possibly catholics) Manning or Bazunu will be going to Rangers. Not sure on Smallbone as he’s hardly Irish.

I think I could get Rangers to a top 2 finish

The opening game at Newcastle until Brereton Diaz got Schar sent off, we actually looked quite good until then.

Is there a version without Jake Humphrey?

Let’s hope not

I won’t believe it until I see a Mike McGrath tweet

Because he’s a football manager who lives in Manchester I expect, why does it bother you so much?

What updates are you expecting? We’ve already been told it won’t be confirmed until the season is finished.

He looks a hell of a lot better than Onuachu in my opinion, but that’s not saying much.

Hopefully it’s drummed into Will Still very quickly how big the Pompey games will be this season

What are you on about? Those forwards you mentioned being rubbish mean I only like headlines? Your computer game having a year off has melted your weird brain.

Just “not many” will suffice, thanks

How many have Armstrong and Brereton Diaz scored on their loan spells?

LeG put any worries at ease

Points deduction can be next season

Listen to the Laurens interview, if you still think all this after, then there’s nothing else to say.

We’ll have a coach called Ed Still, sounds more like an instruction by my barber.

Taking the piss out of someone for having ginger hair is incredibly weird behaviour

That’s Emma Sanders who works for BBC. His girlfriend is Emma Saunders who works for Sky Sports. Confusing I know.