Calvin

I feel upset by that comment She would actually get slaughtered if I ****ed her alone though. Shes mine stevo. hands off;)

http://www.thesun.co.uk

Lets wait till she hits 18

I hate you. I can't believe you reminded me about the Saints vs Reading game again! I am not a gambler yet. So I dont really have too many regrets about not betting on Saints to win. They will win against Plymouth, I TELL THEE

I know.

That is what is scary about her. She looks over 19! The producers lied about her age!!!!!!111111111

Kids buy singles

I am talented at drinking. That is my main worthless attribute. I will one day become an alcoholic and laugh at flying horses!

She appeals to the kids, that is the main beneficial factor why she is still in the running of the competition. Simon knows in himself she will sell loads of records, even merchandise.

I will buy you 4 beers.

X Factor is now aimed at kids/modern music

Very spechiel in fact. All you have to do is look at me

You pay for my match ticket then I will go

More like hide my hair. I should wear a hat IM GOING BALD

I can't reeeeed. I don't know how to reed. I am speciel

Anything to hide his face, I guess..

Ohh god.. Not another finance thread!

That is what you get for watching Friday Night with Jonathan Ross!

You could get yourself a girlfriend if you had enough belief in yourself. Nah mate. I aint got enough money to go to the football. I am spending my last going out money tonight. I will next go out next month, unless my agency decides to give me some work. I have been out of work for over a week now. I am getting paid 130 quid for 2 days work from last week, this friday. But I need the money to complete my christmas shopping. I have done half of the shopping thus far, but I want to get it completed!

I could use that 40 quid as I am going to Oceana tonight. one quid drinks and free entry

Why people went to reading.. They all just wanted to get drunk.. Not the football

Friday- Pub....... Saturday- went to hang out with my best mate. Evening- Got seriously drunk. my mates and I were too drunk to get in Junk and Walkabout. (I got in Walkabout nearly but i didn't want to leave my mates) still was an excellent night though. had a right laugh down the pubs. Sunday- recovered. 8/10

Please dont even compare Saints to such a top premierleague club such as Arsenal!

I was in a pub brawl with some horses once.

People are too stupid to realize that 95 percent of the posters on this thread are being sarcastic. Can one understand sarcasm. By the way, everyone read the thread, except for Jawillwill.