Ohio Saint

I have a "Running machine" In fact, when my daughter last visited, she asked if I still had the "Running machine".......I was a little confused, as I didn't know it would go that fast. I had always considered it a strolling machine.

What did Pap get the ban hammer for?

Or 68 seconds of actual playing time, apparently!

Or 68 seconds of actual playing time, apparently!

6 goals and not one high press between the players. No team spirit IMO.

You guys just lost a fiver You guys just lost a fiver La la la la,,,,La la la la

RK: "Clyne screwed up, write that down Erwin"

Buggar! I knew I'd miss a goal if I went inside for a pee

Boobs.

Ok....OK!!!! I originally voted for Redslo, but in view of ever changing circumstances, Lou is coming up from behind.......But wait! Lou has overtaken Redslo!! Redslo is now making a surge, and coming at Lou from behind! He is pushing and pushing! Lou is taking a long hard thrashing from the rear........... It's a two horse race with Hypo looking on in some kind of sado-masochistic funk. So much so, that he is literally covered in his own funk. (sp?)

Some players just have a nose for trouble.

If they want a successful kit unveiling, they should do a video of Lucy Pinder Taking off the new shirt.

Good luck trying to find someone who fits into Peter Crouch's cast offs.

I never buy shirts anyway. They never look as advertised. When I put them on, the stripes are always wider around the stomach area. Maybe that's just shoddy workmanship.

Adidas are still peed off with us?

Barry Gale OUT!!!

A high press for your lad.

Red and white stripes then. Um, marketing genius!

This is the best new kit reveal since Jesus stunned the world with his change over from Dr Marten's to flip flops.

Well, the players get an award!! My vote goes to Redslo. Despite being blatantly foreign, he has shown enormous knowledge of all things Saints, kept a level head and always been supportive of the red and white machine. A truly admirable poster with blogging skills as well......And he swallows. Yours?

After a disgusting lack of faith on my part after the last match (Plus a well deserved reprimand from Redslo)......Let's stuff the bastards!!

He is from Burnley apparently! Never trust a Colombian.

Sarnia is so American now, he beeps when he walks backwards. Sarnia is not for gun rights, he just can't see any gun wrongs. Sarnia is so biased to the right that he walks around in circles and creates his own weather pattern. Thankfully for you guys, I'm not here all night.

Toby's words have been so positive in our favour that a reversal on our new-found hopes would spark a wave of disappointment and vitriol toward the board......Something is going on here, and I'm expecting to be wildly surprised and delighted. Oh crap. I'm going to be so peed off when I get proven wrong

Just got back from work, and I found that I have been thinking about this video on and off all bloody day long! I know that plastics is a dirty word for many, but if this video goes anywhere even slightly viral, it could pull in quite a few new overseas fans making first contact with the Premier league and generate a lot of interest and good will for Saints. More PR like this, and it can only improve our profile.........Still laughing at it BTW