Ohio Saint

I have a full range that I execute badly on all levels. Show me your tits please. (See? I'm very bad at everything I do) Seriously though, on topic, I don't care about those guys any more whatsoever....They left, and we have a much better team since they went. What is not to like!?

Drogba...Darn those rebel lesbians!!

In their hearts, they lose 8-0 every single week. Even when they win. It's the lowest division.

It seems to me that we are all too embarrassed to say that the magical 4th place is not entirely impossible. It does exist, and with a quarter of the season gone, it should not be ignored by the team.......... Notice that I said the TEAM. Not the supporters. 4th or higher is what the team should be aiming for. As supporters, it is up to us to, well, support their ambitions.

When I was a kid, Batman represented truth, justice, and an unshakable morality that youngsters should strive to achieve. When did he become such a d1ck!!??

The OP reads like the reverse of someone who has lost his faith. Please, Satan, deliver me from success.

Poch's head was at Spurs, Lovren's was at Liverpool, Lallana's was up his arse......Say no more.

Chelski and Manure 0-0 at half time. I love it when a plan comes together. I love it when lesbians come together too, as long as they keep it that way till they are finished!

Yes, we know...You play football! .......Sorry, i came over all Turkish for a second.

Game summary in one sentence.

A Chelsea defeat would give us a slender chance of going top in the future......Why the hell would my brain bother telling me that kind of bullcrap!!?? My heart and my brain are duking it out between themselves for no particular reason as we will most likely finish below both these teams. It all goes to show what an amazing ride the last few years have been......Loving it!

It seemed odd to me too about the ball control thingy. I'm just going to go ahead and trust in RK though. Who the hell knows what may have been lost in translation.

I've been on this forum for a few years now. I'm finally starting to learn how to spot the good posters. Redslo is solid.

Um, they would get stick for losses on the exact same money, so why not credit?

I'm loving Sammy Lee. He's like a lucky gnome kinda guy. Rub his belly for a win.

I suppose management appointments are just the same as player appointments. Sometimes they gel for a particular club, and sometimes they are toxic. he certainly seems to be gelling for us!

Reminder to self:- Subscribe to the true geordie's videos

Yep, but that's just footy. You know this.

This goes against my usual philosophy, but a weakened team please. It would be different if it were the FA cup, but for this cup, nah. I want Euro qualification from the league....It's actually becoming possible IMO. I would sacrifice this for the FA cup, but not for this one.

Well, yes, that was bllx. Lou Reed was a god to me......Probably crap with his footy knowledge though. That's what Lisa says, anyway. (Did I redeem myself?)

Shame. I was hoping we were sending Bearsy and you to maul the WH guy. It would be funny as hell to see him mauled by a comedy bear with a good lawyer!

Being too lazy to research the subject at the time, I bought into the mantra that he was a disruptive influence and a general bag of w ank. Glad to see I was so wrong!! Certainly better than Lou Reed too.

This is the first time I've watched the video in the OP. Paxman was criticising Brand for his lack of substance yet offered nothing whatsoever himself. Whatever one makes of the content of that interview, it is plain to see that Paxman has become a charicature of the people he has interviewed for so many years.

Any way you look at it, second place even at this early stage of the season is just mental.